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what are your favorite puns?

yabbobay Posted:

what are your favorite puns?

I need to come up with a few...

ex: some bunny to love
dog gone cute
hair today gone tomorrow (when cutting hair)
no time like the presents


TIA
JimmysBride Posted:

Re: what are your favorite puns?

I love corny jokes. Do they count?? Here is my favorite:

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea. (No eye deer )

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no b@lls?

Still no Fvc#ing idea.
yabbobay Posted:

Re: what are your favorite puns?

lol...sure throw them all in...


anymore puns?
neesiepie Posted:

Re: what are your favorite puns?

Two peanuts are walking down the street...
one is assaulted.

Horse walks into a bar...bartender says 'So, why the long face?'
Smolokoff Posted:

Re: what are your favorite puns?

At my office we had our holiday 'party' tonight, and we got together (there's only 4 of us plus our boss) and we bought a serving platter for our boss that says 'Bagels and Locks' and has pictures of bagels and little padlocks and keys. He loved it!!! It was funny!!

There are many others but this was the only one fresh in my mind.
ChristineC68 Posted:

Re: what are your favorite puns?

Erica is this for LM? Do you think 'A Perfect Pair' (pear) would be ok for Just for Fun catergory?

ss2002 Posted:

Re: what are your favorite puns?

Two catfish are at a movie theatre, waiting on the concession line...they see that a couple of clams in front of them bought out all of the Sno-Caps.

One fish asks his friend-do you think they'll share with us?

The other replies-nah...




They're two shellfish!

Stacey1403 Posted:

Re: what are your favorite puns?

Why did the pony go to the Dr?



He was a little horse
Stacey1403 Posted:

Re: what are your favorite puns?

Why did the orange go to the Dr?



He wasn't peeling good.

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