What does FH or DH do to annoy you?

Leaves clothes out of the wash basket... right on the floor
Leaves cabinet doors open
Forgets to put the toilet seat down
Asks me where something is when its right in front of his face
Wakes me up EVERY MORNING when hes getting ready for work at 5 AM

Hogs the radio in the car and the tv remote, switches channel constantly

Read LIW over my shoulder

Puts his cold body on me when I have been in the bed and made myself warm

Hogs the sheet

Turn off all the lights and I love a lot of light

Let the alarm keep going and going and its on his side.

Drive really fast

Shamma96: Hey! What's up with the lights off thing? It freaks me out, mine does that too!
I turn on any light, and if I move out of that particular area, he screams LIGHTS! I have to run back and flip it off. But get this, he makes us sleep with a dimmed light on so our dogs can see around at night... go figure...

Threatens to sleep on my side of the bed (I'm extremely territorial)

Peeks at me in the shower (I don't have the best body image right now. Another 15 pounds to go...)

Pretends that he has to work overtime when he's really driving up to the house, and just when I'm so upset I might cry, he walks in the door...

Shamma - YES! He is forever trailing me around the house turning off lights!

Leaves the toilet seat up
leaves wet towels wadded up on the bed
squishes the toothpaste tube the wrong way
farts
overreacts to absolutely everything
disorganized cooking (dishes everywhere, doesn't clean up after himself)
turns up the radio while I'm talking (he almost died a slow painful death on that one)
hacks and coughs and clears his throat really loudly

Other than that he's perfect!