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what is theeee dumbest...

Original post by Nichole2010

thing you have ever seen at a wedding??

my cousin got married over the summer & his fiancee stood at the alter BAWLING & SNIFFLING & WIPING her nose uncontrollably. it was ridiculoussss! i couldnt help but laugh
MC127 Posted:

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The best man was sooooooo drunk that he could not even give a speech. It wasn't until a good ten minutes of trying to get something out. It was so embarrassing because the video guy had to pause the tap because of this. When he finally said something, he said the bride's name incorrect.
Bridezillla2010 Posted:

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Posted by Nichole2010

thing you have ever seen at a wedding??

my cousin got married over the summer & his fiancee stood at the alter BAWLING & SNIFFLING & WIPING her nose uncontrollably. it was ridiculoussss! i couldnt help but laugh



yeah ... I am a cryer .... that is my worst fear ... that could be me **gulp**
Bride825 Posted:

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Posted by Bridezillla2010


Posted by Nichole2010

thing you have ever seen at a wedding??

my cousin got married over the summer & his fiancee stood at the alter BAWLING & SNIFFLING & WIPING her nose uncontrollably. it was ridiculoussss! i couldnt help but laugh



yeah ... I am a cryer .... that is my worst fear ... that could be me **gulp**



meeee toooo!!!

ok ready for this????....the couple did not have a marriage license & the pastor let everyone know that she was marrying them but didnt feel good about
MikesBride2B Posted:

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The last wedding I went to the Justice of the Peace that married them went on for like almost 10 minutes....his sentence structure and grammar was atrocious and half the time he wasn't making any sense.

The cocktail hour was in a tiny room with no seating and...umm...no bar. There was a vat of margaritas though.
FallBride2010 Posted:

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Posted by Jna2010


Posted by FallBride2010

I went to a wedding where the groom was escorted out by the police. Not sure exactly what happened...but all of a sudden the groom was on the microphone telling guests to give him envelopes directly b/c the brides' dad was opening the envelopes and taking the money. Minutes later the groom was handcuffed and whisked away by a cop car.

Needless to say, the marriage was very short lived...I think less than 6 months.



uhhhhh whaaaaaaat???!?!!!!!!!!!



I know...it was insane! I couldnt believe it. Just so you know, this wasnt my family or friend. FH was friends with the groom ages ago and ended up being invited out of nowhere and felt bad not going.
NanandEric08 Posted:

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Don't know if it classifies as 'dumb' but I went to a wedding in August, Sunday afternoon and the cocktail hour was outside which was beautiful but EXTREMELY hot. For over 200 guests they had 4 umbrellas so the rest of us just stood there sweating uncontrollably waiting until they would let us inside!

GT143EA Posted:

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Posted by FallBride2010

I know...it was insane! I couldnt believe it. Just so you know, this wasnt my family or friend. FH was friends with the groom ages ago and ended up being invited out of nowhere and felt bad not going.


09er crashing
Was the grooms name Jay by any chance? This sounds like a stoey Ive heard before?
Nina1010 Posted:

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Dumb...crazy maybe. A groomsmen...who is VERY overweight (100lbs easy), but such the Animal House character... very animated and a jokester... well he basically was drunk and egged on by other friends and stripped down to his blue briefs that looked more like a thong on his wide backside. He danced and then streaked the ballroom, ran into the kitchen, back out and into the bridal suite. He was hysterical..but with a mixed crowd, at a wedding, not the brightest idea. Did I mention its on many videos and he is a cop? LOL

TheLadyJ Posted:

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I'm always a big fan of the photo montage, but I went to a wedding last summer where the montage went on for 5 songs!! It seemed like EVERY picture the couple had ever taken was in it. We just sat there for about 15 minutes watching this thing.

I took it as a lesson to limit it to 3 songs max. One for bride growing up, one for groom growing up, and one for you together!
NYYankeeGirl72 Posted:

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Okay...I have been to very few weddings.....and to be honest I have not seen anything funny or dumb at it....but I can tell you something that happened afterwards....

I went to a friend's wedding and about a week later i go to Virginia Beach for mini vacation....when I get back....my mom says to me guess who is getting a divorce?

I looked at her like ...she says to me guess.....

She proceeds to tell me that our friend had come back from his honeymoon early and is now getting a divorce!! I was like what!!! I gave them $200!!! GRRRRR!!!

Seems that a month or so before getting married, he had met another person and had asked his fiancee that they postpone the wedding, coz he needed some time. Also, he always encountered problems with her family through the years and the new girl's family seemed to love him. (He came from a big family so family was very important to him) She told him well we can't cancel...we already spent $20,000 on it and I am PREGNANT!! Well needless to say, she lied about that and of course he found out on the honeymoon.....

They got divorced and he went off with the other girl got married and started a family.
jayepyt Posted:

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Posted by NYYankeeGirl72

Okay...I have been to very few weddings.....and to be honest I have not seen anything funny or dumb at it....but I can tell you something that happened afterwards....

I went to a friend's wedding and about a week later i go to Virginia Beach for mini vacation....when I get back....my mom says to me guess who is getting a divorce?

I looked at her like ...she says to me guess.....

She proceeds to tell me that our friend had come back from his honeymoon early and is now getting a divorce!! I was like what!!! I gave them $200!!! GRRRRR!!!

Seems that a month or so before getting married, he had met another person and had asked his fiancee that they postpone the wedding, coz he needed some time. Also, he always encountered problems with her family through the years and the new girl's family seemed to love him. (He came from a big family so family was very important to him) She told him well we can't cancel...we already spent $20,000 on it and I am PREGNANT!! Well needless to say, she lied about that and of course he found out on the honeymoon.....

They got divorced and he went off with the other girl got married and started a family.

MikesBride2B Posted:

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Posted by NYYankeeGirl72

Okay...I have been to very few weddings.....and to be honest I have not seen anything funny or dumb at it....but I can tell you something that happened afterwards....

I went to a friend's wedding and about a week later i go to Virginia Beach for mini vacation....when I get back....my mom says to me guess who is getting a divorce?

I looked at her like ...she says to me guess.....

She proceeds to tell me that our friend had come back from his honeymoon early and is now getting a divorce!! I was like what!!! I gave them $200!!! GRRRRR!!!

Seems that a month or so before getting married, he had met another person and had asked his fiancee that they postpone the wedding, coz he needed some time. Also, he always encountered problems with her family through the years and the new girl's family seemed to love him. (He came from a big family so family was very important to him) She told him well we can't cancel...we already spent $20,000 on it and I am PREGNANT!! Well needless to say, she lied about that and of course he found out on the honeymoon.....

They got divorced and he went off with the other girl got married and started a family.






That's totally insane!!!
grrulz Posted:

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haven't been to many weddings so the ones i've gone to have been pretty cool

christine2010 Posted:

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i have been to a lot of weddings but i have not expierenced anything out of the ordinary.

the only thing i did notice was that at all the weddings i have been to with the exception of my brothers all of the grooms end up very, very drunk.

maybe its not until a room full of everyone you know & spending lots of money they actually realize they are married. i told FH he better control himself.
NYYankeeGirl72 Posted:

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Posted by MikesBride2B


Posted by NYYankeeGirl72

Okay...I have been to very few weddings.....and to be honest I have not seen anything funny or dumb at it....but I can tell you something that happened afterwards....

I went to a friend's wedding and about a week later i go to Virginia Beach for mini vacation....when I get back....my mom says to me guess who is getting a divorce?

I looked at her like ...she says to me guess.....

She proceeds to tell me that our friend had come back from his honeymoon early and is now getting a divorce!! I was like what!!! I gave them $200!!! GRRRRR!!!

Seems that a month or so before getting married, he had met another person and had asked his fiancee that they postpone the wedding, coz he needed some time. Also, he always encountered problems with her family through the years and the new girl's family seemed to love him. (He came from a big family so family was very important to him) She told him well we can't cancel...we already spent $20,000 on it and I am PREGNANT!! Well needless to say, she lied about that and of course he found out on the honeymoon.....

They got divorced and he went off with the other girl got married and started a family.






That's totally insane!!!



Believe it was!!! They went all out on the reception!! They had it CLM and everything was seafood seafood seafood....main course Surf and Turf (lobster and filet mignon)!! I knew they spent a good amount of $$$ and their HM was in Hawaii....OUCH!! My wallet just screamed!!!
Alyssa79 Posted:

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2 weird things....jeans and t-shirts at an upscale wedding BUT it was down south and i remember when i was little i went o an outside wedding with a tent set up BUT a cemetary was right there. i mean you walked out of the tent and headstones were RIGHT there.

i can't remember for the life of me where it was
Alexandra17 Posted:

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Posted by MikesBride2B


Posted by NYYankeeGirl72

Okay...I have been to very few weddings.....and to be honest I have not seen anything funny or dumb at it....but I can tell you something that happened afterwards....

I went to a friend's wedding and about a week later i go to Virginia Beach for mini vacation....when I get back....my mom says to me guess who is getting a divorce?

I looked at her like ...she says to me guess.....

She proceeds to tell me that our friend had come back from his honeymoon early and is now getting a divorce!! I was like what!!! I gave them $200!!! GRRRRR!!!

Seems that a month or so before getting married, he had met another person and had asked his fiancee that they postpone the wedding, coz he needed some time. Also, he always encountered problems with her family through the years and the new girl's family seemed to love him. (He came from a big family so family was very important to him) She told him well we can't cancel...we already spent $20,000 on it and I am PREGNANT!! Well needless to say, she lied about that and of course he found out on the honeymoon.....

They got divorced and he went off with the other girl got married and started a family.






That's totally insane!!!



omg
beebs341 Posted:

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The dance floor being in a seperate room.
I thought it was dumb at first, but the flow of the party helped the transition from dinner to dancing.
Nichole2010 Posted:

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Posted by NYYankeeGirl72

Okay...I have been to very few weddings.....and to be honest I have not seen anything funny or dumb at it....but I can tell you something that happened afterwards....

I went to a friend's wedding and about a week later i go to Virginia Beach for mini vacation....when I get back....my mom says to me guess who is getting a divorce?

I looked at her like ...she says to me guess.....

She proceeds to tell me that our friend had come back from his honeymoon early and is now getting a divorce!! I was like what!!! I gave them $200!!! GRRRRR!!!

Seems that a month or so before getting married, he had met another person and had asked his fiancee that they postpone the wedding, coz he needed some time. Also, he always encountered problems with her family through the years and the new girl's family seemed to love him. (He came from a big family so family was very important to him) She told him well we can't cancel...we already spent $20,000 on it and I am PREGNANT!! Well needless to say, she lied about that and of course he found out on the honeymoon.....

They got divorced and he went off with the other girl got married and started a family.




i'd would have been like, hmmm give me my 200$ back!!!!

id be damned if i went through with a wedding when i knew that the guy i was marrying was seeing someone else.. thats just ridiculous!
Yankees2323 Posted:

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Posted by FallBride2010

I went to a wedding where the groom was escorted out by the police. Not sure exactly what happened...but all of a sudden the groom was on the microphone telling guests to give him envelopes directly b/c the brides' dad was opening the envelopes and taking the money. Minutes later the groom was handcuffed and whisked away by a cop car.

Needless to say, the marriage was very short lived...I think less than 6 months.




OMGGGGG

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