what's a funny saying for a Father of the Bride t-shirt?

(Edited to put a later post first)

I saw one that said:

'You can't scare me.
I have daughters.'

That could probably be adapted to a father of the bride saying.......but I can't quite get it snappy enough.

anyone have an idea?

like:

'you can't scare me...
my daughter's a bride-to-be.'

'you can't scare me...
I'm the father of an obsessive bride.'


????????

what else have you seen or could you think of?