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What's The Message On your Answering Machine

LADYL Posted:

What's The Message On your Answering Machine

I just called someone to leave a message & they rapped the entire message!! I had to hang up to laugh.
Boop2704 Posted:

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Mine is the robot man inside the machine saying we're not home!! I hate my voice on answering machines so I don't make my own message!
jantany26 Posted:

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Mine is silly.
My husband says we are not here right now but if you need further assistance please press 1.
Kriss2c Posted:

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My husband, sounding very sedate, saying we are not home.

LADYL Posted:

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I never said what mine was...duh

I say we're not home but please leave a message and we'll call you back & my daughter is in the back ground making fun of me! Little brat.
princess99 Posted:

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Ours says in DH voice:

'We cannot come to the phone right now, please leave a message, thank you!'.

We just changed it we used to have our names on it as well as the cats too, but the new message throwing everyone off, it is kind of funny.

I had to calll a patient up once and there last name was Rice and it was this hysterical message, about how they went to Carolina to visit Uncle ben... yada yada yada...... It was so funny.
LADYL Posted:

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Posted by princess99

Ours says in DH voice:

'We cannot come to the phone right now, please leave a message, thank you!'.

We just changed it we used to have our names on it as well as the cats too, but the new message throwing everyone off, it is kind of funny.

I had to calll a patient up once and there last name was Rice and it was this hysterical message, about how they went to Carolina to visit Uncle ben... yada yada yada...... It was so funny.




Valentinegirl Posted:

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'Hi! You have reached ***-****. No ones home to take your call right now but leave us a message and we'll call you back. Bye!'
Damn, that's long!
boobobunny Posted:

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mine is...you have reached Dannielle, Ken and little James...we can't come to the phone right now...but please leave your hair and eye color and shoe size at the beep.

FLaCaTaCa Posted:

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'Hey, You reached Stacy! Please leave a message and I'll get back to you! Thanks! Bye!'

In a really jolly voice!!!!!!!!!!!
LADYL Posted:

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Posted by FLaCaTaCa

'Hey, You reached Stacy! Please leave a message and I'll get back to you! Thanks! Bye!'

In a really jolly voice!!!!!!!!!!!



Happy voice is nice. MY friend sounds like she's about to croak.
brideinapril Posted:

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Mine has the robot woman on the machine, we just never changed it.

HearzBellz Posted:

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Posted by Boop2704

Mine is the robot man inside the machine saying we're not home!! I hate my voice on answering machines so I don't make my own message!


Ditto..I prefer to have a message that is not any indication of our personality
dpli Posted:

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Posted by HearzBellz


Posted by Boop2704

Mine is the robot man inside the machine saying we're not home!! I hate my voice on answering machines so I don't make my own message!


Ditto..I prefer to have a message that is not any indication of our personality



I sometimes think I have a wrong # when I get those machines.
Karacg Posted:

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'Hello, you've reached Kara G-----. I am undable to answer your call at the moment, please levae a massage and I will get back to you. Thank you.

Hola soy Kara. En este momento no puedo atenderle. Por favor dejeme un mensaje. Gracias.'

And then I think it beeps -- this is my work message. Home is just English saying 'we're' not available, bla bla
LADYL Posted:

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Posted by Karacg

'Hello, you've reached Kara G-----. I am undable to answer your call at the moment, please levae a massage and I will get back to you. Thank you.

Hola soy Kara. En este momento no puedo atenderle. Por favor dejeme un mensaje. Gracias.'

And then I think it beeps -- this is my work message. Home is just English saying 'we're' not available, bla bla




you have a bilingual message. LOVE IT!
Karacg Posted:

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Posted by LADYL


Posted by Karacg

'Hello, you've reached Kara G-----. I am undable to answer your call at the moment, please levae a massage and I will get back to you. Thank you.

Hola soy Kara. En este momento no puedo atenderle. Por favor dejeme un mensaje. Gracias.'

And then I think it beeps -- this is my work message. Home is just English saying 'we're' not available, bla bla




you have a bilingual message. LOVE IT!



Lots of Spanish and S. American calls..... but when I speak I don't have all they typos!!!
LADYL Posted:

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Butterflybride Posted:

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I can't believe that we still don't have a message on our machine. It's the original pre-recorded message of some guy that sounds like a robot saying 'please leave a message'. Plain and simple. I think it's about time we change that actually.
suven Posted:

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Hello. You've reached 555.5555. Please leave a message.

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