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Whats the most embarassing thing...

Original post by DNS91308

That you ever did infront of FH?

I can go first, but if no one responds im going to feel stupid.

We were watching the 40 year old virgin on DVD when we first started dating, and the 'Oh kelly clarkson' when he is getting waxed made me laugh so hard i played the butt flute...
hannahshim Posted:

Re: Whats the most embarassing thing...


Posted by Future Mulligan

before we were living together i pooped at his parents house - clogged the toilet - and had to tell him so that i could get the plunger - then his Mom heard and came up to see what was going on.....so FH plunged the toilet with my poop floating it in, while FMIL and I stood outside the bathroom door - I was sooooo embarrased that FH had to see my poop! FMIL kept saying, its okay hun, it happens to me all the time and Jim has to plunge it.....apparently they have a 's-h-i-t-t-y' toilet



DNS91308 Posted:

Re: Whats the most embarassing thing...


Posted by Future Mulligan

before we were living together i pooped at his parents house - clogged the toilet - and had to tell him so that i could get the plunger - then his Mom heard and came up to see what was going on.....so FH plunged the toilet with my poop floating it in, while FMIL and I stood outside the bathroom door - I was sooooo embarrased that FH had to see my poop! FMIL kept saying, its okay hun, it happens to me all the time and Jim has to plunge it.....apparently they have a 's-h-i-t-t-y' toilet



That is great!!!!!!
hannahshim Posted:

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Posted by cbcf

omg i had this happen to me too. fh insited that we have sex and i was on my last day of my period and i know the last day for some reason is always heavier and then gone by later that evening. well we had sex and when i got up um well yuo can say it looked like i just had some road kill on the bed

also once i was joking around with fh and i was laying on the couch holding the channel changer in my hand but my but was in the air and i was face down in the couch lol but he was tryign to grab it from me and i was laughing so hard i let one go and his face was right near my a$$



OMG my coworkers probably think im crazy.. I was laughing while reading the 2nd story..
Future Mulligan Posted:

Re: Whats the most embarassing thing...


Posted by DNS91308


Posted by Future Mulligan

before we were living together i pooped at his parents house - clogged the toilet - and had to tell him so that i could get the plunger - then his Mom heard and came up to see what was going on.....so FH plunged the toilet with my poop floating it in, while FMIL and I stood outside the bathroom door - I was sooooo embarrased that FH had to see my poop! FMIL kept saying, its okay hun, it happens to me all the time and Jim has to plunge it.....apparently they have a 's-h-i-t-t-y' toilet



That is great!!!!!!




Yes definitley embarrasing.......FH and I can do anything in front of eachother now and not be embarrased except for things that are poop related - we both are embarrased of pooping
ant n tilde Posted:

Re: Whats the most embarassing thing...

i am at FH's house and his whole basement floods with waste water. . . so we go down to help his parents start moving stuff so it doesnt get ruined. . . it is FH, me, FMIL, FFIL and FBIL. . . .FMIL turns to me and goes 'do you use tampons? FFIL found a tampon in the pipes so we think thats what caused this to happen, next time just wrap it up and throw it out'

i am VERY private. . . FH doesnt even KNOW when i have my period. . . I just stared at her with my mouth open . . . and i kept making these noises but i couldnt get words out - it was so horrible!!!

i mean i dont even think it was mine. . . but the fact that they all saw a dirty tampon and immediately thought of me
( this was C&P from my old post lol)
AMGBride2008 Posted:

Re: Whats the most embarassing thing...


Posted by ant n tilde

nothing really

we are seriously still very private and reserved when it comes to bodily functions and embarassing things

and dont say we will get over that bc we have been together for ten years - we are just like that

strange isnt it??




Matilde... considering your living situation in a couple of month, you may actually just have to get over it. It'll be ok!
AmandaLynn04 Posted:

Re: Whats the most embarassing thing...


Posted by yelley77

HAHAH!!! that is a good one.

Um, I'm not really sure. I have to think about it. I thin the worst was once, during drunk sexytime I jumped up and ran to the bathroom to throw up and he just stood in the bathroom doorway watching my puke, naked...




Is it weird that this is NOT the first time I have heard this story????

(If this is the same story you told me in Fridays that time, if not, ummm.... oops.)


And, as for me...... I really can't think of anything. It takes a lot for me to become embarrassed ::shock::
ant n tilde Posted:

Re: Whats the most embarassing thing...


Posted by AMGBride2008


Posted by ant n tilde

nothing really

we are seriously still very private and reserved when it comes to bodily functions and embarassing things

and dont say we will get over that bc we have been together for ten years - we are just like that

strange isnt it??




Matilde... considering your living situation in a couple of month, you may actually just have to get over it. It'll be ok!





i know i know i am sure everyone is placing their bets

i will keep you updated but i THINK i can maintain my dignity
AMGBride2008 Posted:

Re: Whats the most embarassing thing...


Posted by ant n tilde


Posted by AMGBride2008


Posted by ant n tilde

nothing really

we are seriously still very private and reserved when it comes to bodily functions and embarassing things

and dont say we will get over that bc we have been together for ten years - we are just like that

strange isnt it??




Matilde... considering your living situation in a couple of month, you may actually just have to get over it. It'll be ok!





i know i know i am sure everyone is placing their bets

i will keep you updated but i THINK i can maintain my dignity




C'mon.... you guys haven't even accidentally farted in front of each other? You can't control that when you're sleeping ya know... LOL.... TRUST me on that one
blu6385 Posted:

Re: Whats the most embarassing thing...


Posted by ant n tilde

i am at FH's house and his whole basement floods with waste water. . . so we go down to help his parents start moving stuff so it doesnt get ruined. . . it is FH, me, FMIL, FFIL and FBIL. . . .FMIL turns to me and goes 'do you use tampons? FFIL found a tampon in the pipes so we think thats what caused this to happen, next time just wrap it up and throw it out'

i am VERY private. . . FH doesnt even KNOW when i have my period. . . I just stared at her with my mouth open . . . and i kept making these noises but i couldnt get words out - it was so horrible!!!

i mean i dont even think it was mine. . . but the fact that they all saw a dirty tampon and immediately thought of me
( this was C&P from my old post lol)



how does he not know when you have your period??/ FH is always like are you getting your period or is that time of the month and i will proudly tell him ... because its usuaslly when i am at my most bitchyness!!!
ant n tilde Posted:

Re: Whats the most embarassing thing...


Posted by AMGBride2008


Posted by ant n tilde


Posted by AMGBride2008


Posted by ant n tilde

nothing really

we are seriously still very private and reserved when it comes to bodily functions and embarassing things

and dont say we will get over that bc we have been together for ten years - we are just like that

strange isnt it??




Matilde... considering your living situation in a couple of month, you may actually just have to get over it. It'll be ok!





i know i know i am sure everyone is placing their bets

i will keep you updated but i THINK i can maintain my dignity




C'mon.... you guys haven't even accidentally farted in front of each other? You can't control that when you're sleeping ya know... LOL.... TRUST me on that one



oh sure when we are asleep i am sure it happens

but not awake!

actually FH slipped in front of me and a few friends when we first started dating but that was over nine years ago! and never again!! lol
ant n tilde Posted:

Re: Whats the most embarassing thing...


Posted by blu6385


Posted by ant n tilde

i am at FH's house and his whole basement floods with waste water. . . so we go down to help his parents start moving stuff so it doesnt get ruined. . . it is FH, me, FMIL, FFIL and FBIL. . . .FMIL turns to me and goes 'do you use tampons? FFIL found a tampon in the pipes so we think thats what caused this to happen, next time just wrap it up and throw it out'

i am VERY private. . . FH doesnt even KNOW when i have my period. . . I just stared at her with my mouth open . . . and i kept making these noises but i couldnt get words out - it was so horrible!!!

i mean i dont even think it was mine. . . but the fact that they all saw a dirty tampon and immediately thought of me
( this was C&P from my old post lol)



how does he not know when you have your period??/ FH is always like are you getting your period or is that time of the month and i will proudly tell him ... because its usuaslly when i am at my most bitchyness!!!



LOL i am sure deep down he knows but i wont tell him
meli722 Posted:

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nothing really...ive been with him too many years to worry about that...peeing, #2.....pulling out a tampon lol yeah he didnt like that one at all, but i was drunk and we went to the bathroom together lol
yelley77 Posted:

Re: Whats the most embarassing thing...


Posted by AmandaLynn04


Posted by yelley77

HAHAH!!! that is a good one.

Um, I'm not really sure. I have to think about it. I thin the worst was once, during drunk sexytime I jumped up and ran to the bathroom to throw up and he just stood in the bathroom doorway watching my puke, naked...




Is it weird that this is NOT the first time I have heard this story????

(If this is the same story you told me in Fridays that time, if not, ummm.... oops.)


And, as for me...... I really can't think of anything. It takes a lot for me to become embarrassed ::shock::



How awful is it that there was probably more than one time!!! LOL

Drunk sex always sounds great until you start doing it and everything starts spinning...
AmandaLynn04 Posted:

Re: Whats the most embarassing thing...


Posted by yelley77


Posted by AmandaLynn04


Posted by yelley77

HAHAH!!! that is a good one.

Um, I'm not really sure. I have to think about it. I thin the worst was once, during drunk sexytime I jumped up and ran to the bathroom to throw up and he just stood in the bathroom doorway watching my puke, naked...




Is it weird that this is NOT the first time I have heard this story????

(If this is the same story you told me in Fridays that time, if not, ummm.... oops.)


And, as for me...... I really can't think of anything. It takes a lot for me to become embarrassed ::shock::



How awful is it that there was probably more than one time!!! LOL

Drunk sex always sounds great until you start doing it and everything starts spinning...




I mean, I pretty much remember the whole story you told me, but, I'm not going to post it.
yelley77 Posted:

Re: Whats the most embarassing thing...


Posted by AmandaLynn04


Posted by yelley77


Posted by AmandaLynn04


Posted by yelley77

HAHAH!!! that is a good one.

Um, I'm not really sure. I have to think about it. I thin the worst was once, during drunk sexytime I jumped up and ran to the bathroom to throw up and he just stood in the bathroom doorway watching my puke, naked...




Is it weird that this is NOT the first time I have heard this story????

(If this is the same story you told me in Fridays that time, if not, ummm.... oops.)


And, as for me...... I really can't think of anything. It takes a lot for me to become embarrassed ::shock::



How awful is it that there was probably more than one time!!! LOL

Drunk sex always sounds great until you start doing it and everything starts spinning...




I mean, I pretty much remember the whole story you told me, but, I'm not going to post it.



Thank you. however it would be a nice transition from the puke thread to the sex toy thread!!!
AmandaLynn04 Posted:

Re: Whats the most embarassing thing...


Posted by yelley77


Posted by AmandaLynn04


Posted by yelley77


Posted by AmandaLynn04


Posted by yelley77

HAHAH!!! that is a good one.

Um, I'm not really sure. I have to think about it. I thin the worst was once, during drunk sexytime I jumped up and ran to the bathroom to throw up and he just stood in the bathroom doorway watching my puke, naked...




Is it weird that this is NOT the first time I have heard this story????

(If this is the same story you told me in Fridays that time, if not, ummm.... oops.)


And, as for me...... I really can't think of anything. It takes a lot for me to become embarrassed ::shock::



How awful is it that there was probably more than one time!!! LOL

Drunk sex always sounds great until you start doing it and everything starts spinning...




I mean, I pretty much remember the whole story you told me, but, I'm not going to post it.



Thank you. however it would be a nice transition from the puke thread to the sex toy thread!!!




LMAO. I'm trying really hard to remember an embarrassing moment.

I can really only think of one, and it involves blood, so, I'll keep it to myself.
yelley77 Posted:

Re: Whats the most embarassing thing...


Posted by AmandaLynn04


Posted by yelley77


Posted by AmandaLynn04


Posted by yelley77


Posted by AmandaLynn04


Posted by yelley77

HAHAH!!! that is a good one.

Um, I'm not really sure. I have to think about it. I thin the worst was once, during drunk sexytime I jumped up and ran to the bathroom to throw up and he just stood in the bathroom doorway watching my puke, naked...




Is it weird that this is NOT the first time I have heard this story????

(If this is the same story you told me in Fridays that time, if not, ummm.... oops.)


And, as for me...... I really can't think of anything. It takes a lot for me to become embarrassed ::shock::



How awful is it that there was probably more than one time!!! LOL

Drunk sex always sounds great until you start doing it and everything starts spinning...




I mean, I pretty much remember the whole story you told me, but, I'm not going to post it.



Thank you. however it would be a nice transition from the puke thread to the sex toy thread!!!




LMAO. I'm trying really hard to remember an embarrassing moment.

I can really only think of one, and it involves blood, so, I'll keep it to myself.



TGs Lady 22908 Posted:

Re: Whats the most embarassing thing...

i have a difficult time becoming embarassed in front of FH, in fact I don't think I can name once....he and I have done everything under the sun at one point or another around each other and I don't really get embarassed, those types of situations just become really funny to the both of us.

....Even the time I projectile vomited whiskey/puke all over his friends bathroom, it was just funny.

...Or the time he threw up ON me in Disney World and I had to walk ALL THE WAY back to the hotel with chili-cheese puke all over me.....again, funny.

Super2star Posted:

Re: Whats the most embarassing thing...


Posted by ant n tilde

nothing really

we are seriously still very private and reserved when it comes to bodily functions and embarassing things

and dont say we will get over that bc we have been together for ten years - we are just like that

strange isnt it??



thats def not strange b/c FH and I are the same way....he says he is a 'gentleman' ahaahah

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