While we're at it, Dear Coworker...

Dear Coworker,

Why are you at my desk in my personal space talking and breathing your bad breath on me?? OH AND I DONT WANT TO GO TO LUNCH WITH YOU! (hence the nail excuse when my nails are perfectly polished)

Yours truly,

Loving Coworker!

Dear co-worker,

It is EXTREMELY rude to be burning a candle with such a strong scent. It is making me nauseas and giving me a headache. And not to mention extremely dangerous to be burning an open flame in the workplace.

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Posted by FutureMrsC614

lol are you typing that while they are standing there??? lol

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I have a privacy screen! I highly recommend them!

Dear co-worker,

Please stop calling me at 4:59pm and asking me to do things.

Dear Co-Worker:
Why must you complain about everyone who is in your department? You are always saying how busy you are, but you keep forgettng that I'm in IT and see EVERYTHING you do! Yes, I'm sorry, but printing out coupons, looking at email fowards and all that does NOT consit of WORK! You want silene...? You got that...don't expect we will talk only when YOU want it... HAHA.

Sincely,
The IT Dept! HA

Dear Co-Worker,

You are a beast. Everyone calls you Shrek behind your back and nobody likes you. I only invited you to my wedding bc I was being nice. I secretly hoped you would say no. Everyone laughed at you when you didn't know what the Sorbet was for.

Love,
Me

Dear Co-Worker

Stop trying so hard to get in my P A N T S. I am getting married! And nothing you say will change my mind.

Dear Coworker:
Please come in on time so i wont have to do your damn work and also please write everything down so you want have to ask me a million times the same damn question...whew!!

These are GREAT!!!!!

Dear kids who took the day off today,

Even though we are two teaching days before the ELA I'm not mad at you! I loved teaching a class of 16 today! Keep it up, you deserve the break!

Signed,
Your slightly less stressed teacher

i love these

Dear Co-Worker,
I know that we have to share two classrooms in our two schools. It's a part of the gig, even if the both of us don't like it. But don't leave me nasty notes every time one tiny thing about the room is out of place. . .because I constantly have to erase the tag board that our chalkboard becomes when you're teaching your students. Umm, kids aren't supposed to write 'Mary wuz here' all over our teaching tool! If you're going to let them do that, then YOU erase it--not me.
And another thing: don't tell my 3rd graders that I'm 'on a cruise' on the days that I'm at our other building--some of them don't get that humor and come to me all worried that I'm not giving them lessons any more!!!
Oh, and one last thing: just because you're old enough to be my dad doesn't mean that you should treat me like I'm one of your children. I get more kids into All-County and NYSSMA than you EVER will, so take THAT!!!
Love,
Me

~~I could go on FOREVER with this one!!!~~

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Posted by Dani777

Dear Co-Worker:
Why must you complain about everyone who is in your department? You are always saying how busy you are, but you keep forgettng that I'm in IT and see EVERYTHING you do! Yes, I'm sorry, but printing out coupons, looking at email fowards and all that does NOT consit of WORK! You want silene...? You got that...don't expect we will talk only when YOU want it... HAHA.

Sincely,
The IT Dept! HA

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wow!!!!!! r u sure i didnt write this?? woww lolollll

my thoughts exactly

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Posted by squeekietoy

Dear Co-Worker,

You are a beast. Everyone calls you Shrek behind your back and nobody likes you. I only invited you to my wedding bc I was being nice. I secretly hoped you would say no. Everyone laughed at you when you didn't know what the Sorbet was for.

Love,
Me

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Dear Coworker,
I am really sorry that you are an international student rotating in our lab and you have not managed to make a single friend in a year and a half-BUT when I am in lab I am trying to work. I really want to finish up and get my PhD already...that is what I am here for so when I have to come in extra early to finish an experiment DO NOT be offended because I cannot talk to you!!!

The VERY frustrated grad student

Dear Co-worker,

You have only been here five days and I already hate you, You smell and you are like talking to a rock. I don't understand how it took you an hour to create a password. You are loud and I really don't need to know that your son's balls swell when he eats walnuts. I can't wait until you get fired!

From-
Coworker that you make gag.


Dear Coworker 2,

I am so happy you have been here for fiteen years, but guess what grandma, technology changes so learn it and stop asking us to do your work because you cant use a computer properly...and stop eating escorole and pooping in the bathroom.

From-
Coworker that doesn't want to help you

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Posted by ItalianMcBride09

Dear Co-worker,

You have only been here five days and I already hate you, You smell and you are like talking to a rock. I don't understand how it took you an hour to create a password. You are loud and I really don't need to know that your son's balls swell when he eats walnuts. I can't wait until you get fired!

From-
Coworker that you make gag.


Dear Coworker 2,

I am so happy you have been here for fiteen years, but guess what grandma, technology changes so learn it and stop asking us to do your work because you cant use a computer properly...and stop eating escorole and pooping in the bathroom.

From-
Coworker that doesn't want to help you

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