Who loves the LOLZ???
Vowz by Leo (He's my cat)
O hai. We here before all dese ppl and Ceiling Cat sos teh moms and teh dadz can has marriage.
Teh momz and teh dadz, marriage iz commitment and all about luv, so if u marry wifout thinkin hard about it, ur doin it wrong.
Anyone has visible reason they shud no marry? No? Gud.
Teh momz and teh dadz, LOLCat Bible sez, “Luv is pashient an kind and stuff, luv no has jelusy and no shows off. It not rude, it not say UR DOIN IT WRONG. It no aligned wif basement cat but only ceiling cat. Luv protectz, trusts in all teh stuff, hopes in all teh stuff, sticks wif u in all teh stuff. FAIL? Not luv.” Dis what luv shud be for u.
Teh momz, what u here for? (the dadz paw for marryin)
What u promis for teh dadz? (I can has u, teh dadz, for bein all wedded an stuff. I can has, I can hold. We can has riches, we can has no riches, we can has helf, we can has no helf, I still all luv u until ded.)
Teh dadz, what u here for? (teh momz paw for marryin)
What u promis for teh momz? (I can has u, teh momz, for bein all wedded an stuff. I can has, I can hold. We can has riches, we can has no riches, we can has helf, we can has no helf, I still all luv u until ded.)
Marriage no jus two cats, it needz other cats for supports and luv. Srsly, all u be there for them? (Yes.)
I can has bukkit wif rings?
Rings are all round, they has no end jus like your luv. Teh momz, place ring on teh dadz paw and say: I maed u a ring and I no pawn it. Wif this ring, I are wedding u. teh dadz, u do same and say: I maed u a ring and I no pawn it. Wif this ring, I are wedding u.
U both now all married. Ceiling cat will now watch u kiss.
Here is teh momz and teh dadz all married. Kthxbai.
I emailed this to FH. His response:
What the hell is the matter with you? Leo is not dyslexic.
O hai. We here before all dese ppl and Ceiling Cat sos teh moms and teh dadz can has marriage.
Teh momz and teh dadz, marriage iz commitment and all about luv, so if u marry wifout thinkin hard about it, ur doin it wrong.
Anyone has visible reason they shud no marry? No? Gud.
Teh momz and teh dadz, LOLCat Bible sez, “Luv is pashient an kind and stuff, luv no has jelusy and no shows off. It not rude, it not say UR DOIN IT WRONG. It no aligned wif basement cat but only ceiling cat. Luv protectz, trusts in all teh stuff, hopes in all teh stuff, sticks wif u in all teh stuff. FAIL? Not luv.” Dis what luv shud be for u.
Teh momz, what u here for? (the dadz paw for marryin)
What u promis for teh dadz? (I can has u, teh dadz, for bein all wedded an stuff. I can has, I can hold. We can has riches, we can has no riches, we can has helf, we can has no helf, I still all luv u until ded.)
Teh dadz, what u here for? (teh momz paw for marryin)
What u promis for teh momz? (I can has u, teh momz, for bein all wedded an stuff. I can has, I can hold. We can has riches, we can has no riches, we can has helf, we can has no helf, I still all luv u until ded.)
Marriage no jus two cats, it needz other cats for supports and luv. Srsly, all u be there for them? (Yes.)
I can has bukkit wif rings?
Rings are all round, they has no end jus like your luv. Teh momz, place ring on teh dadz paw and say: I maed u a ring and I no pawn it. Wif this ring, I are wedding u. teh dadz, u do same and say: I maed u a ring and I no pawn it. Wif this ring, I are wedding u.
U both now all married. Ceiling cat will now watch u kiss.
Here is teh momz and teh dadz all married. Kthxbai.
I emailed this to FH. His response:
What the hell is the matter with you? Leo is not dyslexic.
