whooo saaaa

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Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

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my car says 140 but it starts shaking a going nuts at 90!

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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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eat the paste!

oh man

38,


haha jeez i talk to myself enough here at work, now i am having my own conversation w myself at work... maybe ill make another profile just sO i can have someone to talk to me on every thread i post

Why is a boxing ring square?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of it's nose?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do you call a male ladybug?

Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?

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Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

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its softer

except when you make snow baaalz

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Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?

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my should be the size of two

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Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

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especially my nephew!

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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

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yes and I totally just sang that song in my head and thank you it will now be stuck there for the rest of the day