Why are guests so stupid? (LONG VENT!)
i posted this on theknot--but had to share with my 07 ladies. a nice comical vent:
so my FI has a friend from when he went back to college. we'll call her C. i can't stand C. she is one of those people that is an AW Drama Queen. no matter what is happening to you--she has something worse and ten times sadder. her hubby and her are separated cause she seems to believe that the word of the day is always LEGS and goes and spreads the word with every guy she meets. (she's preggo now and there is doubt it's her husband's)
my FI wanted to invite her to the wedding even though he knows what a dramatic wench she is. so we sent STD's to her and her husband (who is close with my FI now) to their respective addresses. she calls my FI yesterday and he answers his cell and she says: 'Did you invite E. to the wedding too? Cause we're not on good terms right now?' W T F !!!!!!!! it's an STD not an invite you sluut...and it's nunnya fuucking business who we invite!! so FI says 'Why? you not coming if we invite him or something?' and she says 'nah--that's not it. i just wanted to know--in case you thought this STD was for both of us, and u know our situation, etc. etc.' and he says 'no--we sent u each one'.
but it gets BETTER. so FI took me to my bridal shop so i could match my shoes i got with the sample in store. so while i'm in there my cell rings. it's her. she says 'hey what's up? E.J. just wanted to know if he's invited to the wedding or not?' E.J. is her FOUR YEAR OLD SON!!!!!!!!!!! yes cause E.J. is a savant and knows how to read his mother's mail and said, 'oh mummy, dearest, i was pondering if perhaps melissa & pete have extended an invite to me for their nuptials? perhaps you could query this for me?' i don't THINK so!!
so i say, 'Um...sorry no. we're trying to keep it no kids.' she responds with, 'oh it's okay, i just wanted to know and prepare since i'll have 2 kids by then, and gotta get a baby-sitter and things are crazy, and i hate my husband, and i'm emotional' W T F do i care?
then this is the KICKER. she pulls the phone away from her mouth, but not covering it, so i can hear and says, 'No baby, I'm sorry but Uncle Pete and Titi Melissa say you're not invited. They don't want kids there sweetie.' ARRRRHGHGHGHGH!!!! first of all, i'm NOT close enuff to her to be reffered to as 'Titi' for her child. everybody is her kids Uncle and Titi, and i hate that shite. but to do it while i'm on the farking phone with her???? seriously W T F is wrong with ppl?
okay--i have vented now. i feel better. i hate having ghetto friends.
so my FI has a friend from when he went back to college. we'll call her C. i can't stand C. she is one of those people that is an AW Drama Queen. no matter what is happening to you--she has something worse and ten times sadder. her hubby and her are separated cause she seems to believe that the word of the day is always LEGS and goes and spreads the word with every guy she meets. (she's preggo now and there is doubt it's her husband's)
my FI wanted to invite her to the wedding even though he knows what a dramatic wench she is. so we sent STD's to her and her husband (who is close with my FI now) to their respective addresses. she calls my FI yesterday and he answers his cell and she says: 'Did you invite E. to the wedding too? Cause we're not on good terms right now?' W T F !!!!!!!! it's an STD not an invite you sluut...and it's nunnya fuucking business who we invite!! so FI says 'Why? you not coming if we invite him or something?' and she says 'nah--that's not it. i just wanted to know--in case you thought this STD was for both of us, and u know our situation, etc. etc.' and he says 'no--we sent u each one'.
but it gets BETTER. so FI took me to my bridal shop so i could match my shoes i got with the sample in store. so while i'm in there my cell rings. it's her. she says 'hey what's up? E.J. just wanted to know if he's invited to the wedding or not?' E.J. is her FOUR YEAR OLD SON!!!!!!!!!!! yes cause E.J. is a savant and knows how to read his mother's mail and said, 'oh mummy, dearest, i was pondering if perhaps melissa & pete have extended an invite to me for their nuptials? perhaps you could query this for me?' i don't THINK so!!
so i say, 'Um...sorry no. we're trying to keep it no kids.' she responds with, 'oh it's okay, i just wanted to know and prepare since i'll have 2 kids by then, and gotta get a baby-sitter and things are crazy, and i hate my husband, and i'm emotional' W T F do i care?
then this is the KICKER. she pulls the phone away from her mouth, but not covering it, so i can hear and says, 'No baby, I'm sorry but Uncle Pete and Titi Melissa say you're not invited. They don't want kids there sweetie.' ARRRRHGHGHGHGH!!!! first of all, i'm NOT close enuff to her to be reffered to as 'Titi' for her child. everybody is her kids Uncle and Titi, and i hate that shite. but to do it while i'm on the farking phone with her???? seriously W T F is wrong with ppl?
okay--i have vented now. i feel better. i hate having ghetto friends.
