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Why can't people keep their mouths shut...or just lie to me?!

Shamrocknkate Posted:

Why can't people keep their mouths shut...or just lie to me?!

SO i have this guy in my building who is older (like late 80's) and he likes to paint as a hobby. He gave me two paintings that i have hanging up in my apartment. On Thursday he came over to check on me and said that he'd like to paint me a pair of jeans but he doesn't think he has my size as I am very wide in the hip area....

(I so know I have birthin' hips but i didn't think it was that bad!)

Then I told one of my coworkers and she said 'Well you do have wide hips.'

She said that she did too but she just gave birth to twins!!
Really I wish people would keep their respective pie holes shut.
halfbaked Posted:

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Hahaha. I'm sorry, it's not funny, but you just have to laugh.

My co-worker asked if I was pregnant when I left work not feeling well a few weeks ago. I was telling my MOH about it and she said to me 'Well, your @ss has gotten pretty big.' Gee, thanks MOH!
AdriandSteve Posted:

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Wait, he wants to paint you a pair of jeans?

Clover23 Posted:

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omg!!!

Shamrocknkate Posted:

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Posted by jilliibabii

Hahaha. I'm sorry, it's not funny, but you just have to laugh.

My co-worker asked if I was pregnant when I left work not feeling well a few weeks ago. I was telling my MOH about it and she said to me 'Well, your @ss has gotten pretty big.' Gee, thanks MOH!



Seriously! They just don't get it!

It was funny and now I can laugh but at the time I was pretty shocked!
CarolAnn721 Posted:

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I would have mooned the old man and called it a day!!
Shamrocknkate Posted:

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Posted by AdriandSteve

Wait, he wants to paint you a pair of jeans?



LOL, yes, he takes old jeans and paints like dots in different colors on them.

FH said 'Make sure you aren't IN the jeans when he is painting them!'
Soon2bShea Posted:

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wow some people are just rude!!

My mom has been telling me my entire life I have 'child-bearing hips'
dfw343 Posted:

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I WISH I HAD BIG HIPS.
SASHAY PROUDLY!!!!!!!!!!!
Iluvpoodles Posted:

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When I read this I thought he was going to literally paint jeans on you. Glad that't not the case

grkbarbie Posted:

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omgg i know what youre going through!!

i was in puerto rico on vaca with fh. we were in walgreens getting prints done to surprise our new friends on the boat ..
and some guy in his 60s comes up to me telling me some shyt about entering in the local rdio station contest for chicks or whatever.. then he procedes to look at me from behind and goes 'ehh.. maybe after u loose 10 lbs'


THANKS D-BAG!
FutureMrsDe Posted:

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be proud of your hips you wont need a sea section.
i have wide hips too!
MrsSx2 Posted:

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OMG! I can see the 80 year old dude..they have like noooo filter. But the coworker.....for serious? Shut it! I once just walked into work and a coworker of mine said....'Good Morning Thunder Thighs!!!!' beootch

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