with all this bank angst lately, this should make you laugh

DH asked if I'd gotten to the bank...tired of just saying 'I didn't have time.' I came up with a more creative answer:


HSBC is the hardest bank to get to and out of! it's like they said at a board meeting:

'how can we screw with our customers most? any ideas?? Yes, you there in the back?? '

'Hey, let's buy/rent space in really hard to reach locales...like that empty lot on Main Street in Queens by Queens Blvd where you MUST take the service road for the van wyck to get there and there's no parking....ooooh....and that shopping center in syosset where you can only turn left on an arrow, turn right on green and there's only one exit where, you guessed it, you can only turn left or right with the light...and in hicksville where it's a one way in and out right in the way of the off ramp of the NSP so that if you take the LIE it's nearly impossible to get to. That's my suggestion....'

BRILLIANT! Let's run with that!!!! You are promoted to CEO!!!!!

So true!

glad i could bring some laughter to your drab day! yikes! i love a good storm...but i prefer to be at home relaxing!

there are 2 commerce banks where i am living now (think mayberry) 1 on each end of the town

1 has an annoying parkinglot by a busy intersection,so i hate going there. i go to the one on the other end of town w/ the better parking lot!