Worst wedding nightmare EVER!!
Holy crap...wow. This was a bad one.
First off, its like the wedding came way too soon and so everything was really not done...it was all half-a$$ed and it looked terrible...my veil was all jacked up and my flowers were falling apart and FH and all the groomsmen were wearing halloween costumes (FH was a vampire...I yelled at him to take out the teeth). THEN for some reason we were having it at the Swan Club instead of OFC, but the Swan Club was rushing people out, giving them 3 hour weddings with terrible service, and I was allllll stressed out. They set up the ceremony all wrong, but what was I gonna do? It was time to walk down the aisle....except my hair/makeup weren't done!! I had to just throw up my hair in a messy bun, and my veil kept coming out because their were pieces glued to it that shouldn't have been...
...then right before the ceremony, I tell the Rabbi that we wanted to sign a Ketubah, but we didn't have time to get one! She says don't worry, its no big deal.
Finally we get through the ceremony, except everyone starts leaving before its over...nobody is around when the rabbi is ready to pronounce us man and wife, so she doesn't!!! I'm not officially married and nobody will come back so that we can finish the ceremony and so I'm sobbing and I cancel my honeymoon because we're not newlyweds.
Holy crap it was terrrrrrrible!!! Happy Birthday to me I guess![]()
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First off, its like the wedding came way too soon and so everything was really not done...it was all half-a$$ed and it looked terrible...my veil was all jacked up and my flowers were falling apart and FH and all the groomsmen were wearing halloween costumes (FH was a vampire...I yelled at him to take out the teeth). THEN for some reason we were having it at the Swan Club instead of OFC, but the Swan Club was rushing people out, giving them 3 hour weddings with terrible service, and I was allllll stressed out. They set up the ceremony all wrong, but what was I gonna do? It was time to walk down the aisle....except my hair/makeup weren't done!! I had to just throw up my hair in a messy bun, and my veil kept coming out because their were pieces glued to it that shouldn't have been...
...then right before the ceremony, I tell the Rabbi that we wanted to sign a Ketubah, but we didn't have time to get one! She says don't worry, its no big deal.
Finally we get through the ceremony, except everyone starts leaving before its over...nobody is around when the rabbi is ready to pronounce us man and wife, so she doesn't!!! I'm not officially married and nobody will come back so that we can finish the ceremony and so I'm sobbing and I cancel my honeymoon because we're not newlyweds.
Holy crap it was terrrrrrrible!!! Happy Birthday to me I guess
