worst wedding nightmare ever. LONG

Last night was intense. I can't go in chronological order because so many disasters occured in this nightmare i cant keep track ! Its as if every single fear i have, came to life in my dream times 100.. I woke up sweating and breathing heavy


None of my bridesmaids came to get their makeup done. Except for one ( who was actually Zoey Deschanel, the actress) NO IDEA.

I had no hair girl, so i attempted to do it myself.

There were kids in the hotel room while i was getting ready. Kids everywhere. Kids i didnt even know. Like a preschool class. Im talking fingerpaint near my dress. KIDS KIDS KIDS!

I went to the church and my father was missing.. I was freaking out asking people to tell me if he passed away?!?!! And i was crying saying he needs to walk me down the aisle or im not going OMG i am tearing up thinking of this part! OK this part scared me alot it was not funny

Then i find the groomsmen while looking for my father and they are in BRIGHT RED !!!! The were actually wearing suits that were black on the left , bright red on the right OMG WTFFF.
I starting screaming that they look ridiculous and they dont match my colors and my brother came over saying he had to dress the groomsmen because FH is GONE. My brother said he doesnt know if he is coming because he went skydiving.
If anyone is as crazy as me you can picture uncle jessie on full house when he missed his wedding because he was stuck in a tree, that has to be where this came from hahahaha.

Then i go to explain to all of the church guests that FH is gone and all of the woman have bozo the clown haircuts!! ALL OF THEM! Every single woman!

I cant even remember the rest but im sure it will come to me throughout the day ..

Please tell me i dont need medication!!

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR BC YES, I AM AS CRAZY AS YOU AND THE WHOLE TIME I WAS READING ABOUT FH SKYDIVING AND THE RED GM SUITS I WAS THINKING OF UNCLE JESSE LMAO!!! (I ALSO CONNECTED THE RED TUXES TO THE FACT THAT UNCLE JESSE LANDED IN TOMATOS )

THE THING WITH YOUR DAD IS CRAAAAZEBALLS AND THANK GOODNESS ALL OF THIS WAS REALLY A DREAM!

BUT I WOULD APPRECIATE ZOOEY D AS A BM MAYBE SHE COULD SING YOUR FIRST DANCE LOL

OH MAN!!

The dad part is scary but the rest is kinda funny... Bozo haircuts...

luckily it was just a nightmare..

omggggggggggggg the part about your dad that would have made me lose it


but everything else is soooooo ridonkulous! i actually LOL'd when i read the part about the bozo hair cuts

and those suits!! out of controlllllll

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Posted by leighlo1226

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR BC YES, I AM AS CRAZY AS YOU AND THE WHOLE TIME I WAS READING ABOUT FH SKYDIVING AND THE RED GM SUITS I WAS THINKING OF UNCLE JESSE LMAO!!! (I ALSO CONNECTED THE RED TUXES TO THE FACT THAT UNCLE JESSE LANDED IN TOMATOS )

THE THING WITH YOUR DAD IS CRAAAAZEBALLS AND THANK GOODNESS ALL OF THIS WAS REALLY A DREAM!

BUT I WOULD APPRECIATE ZOOEY D AS A BM MAYBE SHE COULD SING YOUR FIRST DANCE LOL

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hahaha, i totally remember that episode and that's all i kept thinking too

JUST REMEMBER, IT WAS ONLY A DREAM!

<3

OMG JAMIE I HAD A NIGHTMARE LAST NIGHT TOOO ABOUT THE WEDDING I WAS FREAKING OUT 1ST OFF IT WAS BLACK OUT DARKDARK CLOUDS LIKE RAIN WAS COMING I HAD NO HAIR OR MAKEUP PERSON I WAS AT THE CHURCH IN A DRESS BUT NOT MY WEDDING DRESS IT WAS SO CRAZY
SO WEIRD WE BOTH HAD A NIGHTMARE LAST NIGHT

Most of your nightmare made me laugh (love the tuxedos!), but sad about the dad part.

I had a crazy dream last night, too- that we had a bachelorette party on the water, and somehow my friend Katie disappeared...very bizarre

that is pretty funny!!!
but you must have been panicking when you woke up!
It will all be ok though!

awwwwwww Jamie <3 you dont need meds because if you do we all would since we all have wedding nightmares

yikes!!!

thank goodness it was just a dream!

Ohhh you don't need meds! And thank goodness it was just a dream! I LOVE that full house episode, totally gonna do the tuxes that two toned now, oh AND I'm gonna make all my bridesmaids have their hair cut like bozo - maybe even add in the clown makeup too

LMFAOO!!! I can't get over the Uncle Jesse part!!! Poor Jam did you eat somethin weird before you went to sleep because that is one insane nightmare!!! lol

that is one crazy terrible nightmare!!!! ughhhh

but u dont need meds, we're all just crazy brides lol ive def had my fair share of insane nightmares

but at least u can wake up from them!

You poor poor sex bride! Wedding nightmares are def the worst!!! I have them too no fun at all.. I have woke up in tears a few times...