Would you rather...

Eat a spider or a firefly?

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If I had to choose I would go with Spider b/c they say you swallow lots of them in your sleep.

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Posted by wc0143

Dead or alive?

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hmmm, good question... I guess alive?

There was an old woman who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly --
Perhaps she'll die!

There was an old woman who swallowed a spider
That wriggled and wriggled and jiggled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly --
Perhaps she'll die!

There was an old woman who swallowed a bird--
How absurd to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and wriggled and jiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly --
Perhaps she'll die!

There was an old woman who swallowed a cat
Imagine that! She swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird--
How absurd to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and wriggled and jiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly --
Perhaps she'll die!

There was an old woman who swallowed a dog
Oh, what a hog to swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
Imagine that! She swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
How absurd to swallow a bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and wriggled and jiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly --
Perhaps she'll die!

There was an old woman who swallowed a goat.
She opened her mouth and it went down her throat.
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog--
Oh, what a hog to swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
Imagine that! She swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird--
How absurd to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and wriggled and jiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly --
Perhaps she'll die!

There was an old woman who swallowed a cow--
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed a cow to catch the goat.
She opened her mouth and it went down her throat.
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog--
Oh, what a hog to swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
Imagine that! She swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird--
How absurd to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and wriggled and jiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly --
Perhaps she'll die!

There was an old woman who swallowed a horse...
She died, of course!

Oh, sorry, I guess fly, then spider would be my opinion ...

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Posted by wc0143

Oh, sorry, I guess fly, then spider would be my opinion ...

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Uh, good choice!

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Posted by LoriH

If I had to choose I would go with Spider b/c they say you swallow lots of them in your sleep.

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Wait, we swallow lots of them in our sleep??? AHHHHHH!!!!

LoriH... good point!

I think I'd rather eat a spider because I like fireflies? And I wouldn't want any of the phosphoresence making my tongue glow?


Ick, I just grossed myself out!

How big is the spider and what color is it?

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

And I wouldn't want any of the phosphoresence making my tongue glow?

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Wouldn't that be the best part of swallowing a firefly?????

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Posted by nov04LIbride

How big is the spider and what color is it?

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A daddy long legs?

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

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Posted by nov04LIbride

How big is the spider and what color is it?

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A daddy long legs?

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eew. hmm. I'll have to think about that.

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Posted by nov04LIbride

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

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Posted by nov04LIbride

How big is the spider and what color is it?

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A daddy long legs?

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eew. hmm. I'll have to think about that.

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Seriously now, that changes everything!!!

would you rather a spider so big you'd need a knife and fork?

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Posted by heidla

Firefly for me. I would always feel like I was glowing a little on the inside.

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Now that's the right attitude!!!!

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

would you rather a spider so big you'd need a knife and fork?

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Well, when you said spider, I was not thinking tarantula, more like the annoying little spiders (maybe the biggest ones are the size of my pinky toenail) that seem to be EVERYWHERE this summer.

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Posted by wc0143

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

would you rather a spider so big you'd need a knife and fork?

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Well, when you said spider, I was not thinking tarantula, more like the annoying little spiders (maybe the biggest ones are the size of my pinky toenail) that seem to be EVERYWHERE this summer.

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Exactly! I killed a whole bunch of tiny little ones this morning, all smaller than a pencil eraser.

ewww. i love fireflies, i would be so sad to eat one - they are so nice and cute. So probably just a spider - can it be chocolate coated? then I could SO do it