XOXO

I think I win.


I wrote this in another thread I coppied and pasted it. Just remember when you think you have it really bad she didn't buy a leash.

I have way to much to put... but I can start off With Mikes mother....Who when we got engaged (the day we got engaged went to IN LAWS house) said 'I already paid for my daughter's wedding I dont have to pay for anymore im done paying' Ok THANKS.... By the way she paid for the Reception and my SIL and BIL paid for EVERYTHING else. She doesn't think before she speaks. She hated NY and couldnt live here one more day she NEEDED to move to Florida and live in their condo. So she up and left everyone including her husband (who still lives here cause he can not retire) She wont get a job cause she says no one will hire her because she would want to come here for christmas well last christmas she stayed in Florida She came up for thanksgiving and told everyone we would celebrate Christmas the day after thanksgiving. We all told her She would get her gift mailed to her. We then sent her a card with a gift card in it she said 'why did you get me that I only want Jo-Ann's gift cards cause I don't need anything else' She is the only person I know who calls someone up and says I didnt get a card and a gift from u for my birthday/mothers day. She actually called my dh on her birthday from Florida and said 'I didnt get a gift from you.... What happened to it ' Who does that. Maybe if u lived here and didnt leave ure entire family (including ure husband who sends u 600.00 a month and pays ure bills) you would get the day of ure birthday. For my shower she knows I 'like' purple so she bought me everything purple from the 1.00 store. Like EVERYTHING SHE SAW including a 'leash' you put ure children on even if I had children I wouldn't use it. Mike said Mom do u know what this is and she said 'no but it's purple' THANK YOU JUST SHOWED EVERYONE HOW DUMB U ARE AND NOW THEY BELIEVE ME! BUT my all time favorite is what she pulled at the wedding.

She Said She bought a dress like 4 months before the wedding and told me it was periwinkle ok cool. Doesnt match my mom or my girls. Then 2 months before the wedding she says oh I bought the same dress in Lavander. WHY? I asked her not to wear it because she would match my girls Mike asked her not to wear it. She said fine. SOOOO 2 days before the wedding my SIL calls me and says 'my mom is wearing the dress' I said what she said 'ya I asked her I thought Kristin asked you not to wear the Lavendar dress?' and my wonderful MIL said while laughing 'what is Kristin gonna do make me leave not let me goto the ceremony' I can honestly tell you she ruined our relationship no the way to start off a relationship with a Daughter in Law. Then at the rehersal everyone is lined up at the church the way I want them to walk down the aisle. Grandma and Grandpa walk down then her and her husband. Well I all of a sudden see BIL (who is the first born and gets everything and can do nothing wrong) walking with them. I was like 'why is pete walking with them he is walking with my cousin no one is suppose to see him until then' She turns around and says 'cause she needs 2 escorts' UM Y she can walk fine. I was like No she doesnt and she gave me a nasty look and rolled her eyes listen B*tch you didnt pay its my day and its my way! Then she said well where does ure mother go. I said 'my mother and father are walking me down 'WELL she had a fit. 'she cant walk you down the aisle' I SAID ' EXCUSE ME SHE CAN DO ANYTHING SHE WANTS' She cried to my SIL about how she is losing her son ok HI U UP AND LEFT URE ENTIRE FAMILY INCLUDING URE HUSBAND AND KIDS AND GRANDCHILDREN AND U ARE LOSING URE SON UMMMM.... NO. I really dislike her to the point that i do thinks like mail everyone pictures but her which is bad but hey....

Then their are her parents. Her father who wont leave the house for anything and expects people to do things and Her mother who regifts BADLY.... like when I gave her a little snowman one year for christmas and the next year I went to my SIL and sitting under the tree was the little snowman. I was like 'did grandma give that to you' Ya why' 'Cause I gave it to her last year' LOL.... Then Every year for christmas I get a pocketbook that was hers. Ok its one thing to regift but dont give me something thats ures and used. One year I got a pocketbook I know it was hers. Then this past year I got This Pocketbook which is the ugliest thing I have ever seen in my life. It was Gold and Bronze Quilted (like the 80's pocketbook) and it had a gold chain with Black leather going through. I opened it up and it had all rips in the lining. I honestly would rather get nothing then that. Cause then I feel like Sh!t.

My BIL called me a fat f*cking hippo and then MIL cried because he wasnt asked to be the best man. ok HI U ARE LUCKY HE IS IN THE WEDDING HE!! U ARE LUCKY HE IS INVITED!!!!

I know how annoying,rude and mean they can be. most of us have this problem with in-laws. Just remember your not marrying them. Don't let them get you down. Last night my MIL called and Mike said kidding around here don't you want to talk to her. I said when she appoligizes for acting like a 5 year old i'll talk to her. Which I am sure put's him in a bad spot but I just can't take her.