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CloudNine Posted:

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I APOLOGIZE FOR MY RETARDED FH WHO POSTED THIS WHILE I DID NOT KNOW. IT WAS ALL A LIE

111508Bride Posted:

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Ok...how many times has he done that in front of you? I am sure it's just in your head that he doesn't want to talk to you.

grrulz Posted:

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it's totally natural don't worry it happens

Maria31 Posted:

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Has he never heard you toot before??
It's a natural thing and why would you be embarassed by it in front of your future husband?? If he had that reaction from a little toot... wait til childbirth!
soontoobemrsk Posted:

Re: i dont know what to do!!

Have you ever done that in front of him before? If so, I'm sure you're imagining it.

If you havent, then its a great way to get closer to eachother. It may be a little awkward in the beginning, but believe me, it makes your relationship so much better.

Update us Jackie!! Good luck!
angels914 Posted:

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WOW !!!!!!! I cant believe that one ! I never used to do that in front of my FH until he gave me the OK to do so ! Don't think he is upset with you .... We are all humans !!!!!!! Maybe he is just shocked since he never heard you do it before !!!!!!!!! It is our morning ritual !!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA

Nurse12985 Posted:

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Fh and I had a sit down serious talk about this when we were dating (lol). We both gave each other the go ahead to pass gas in each others company.

erika99 Posted:

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That is hysterical
There's no way that he can possibly be upset. Seriously how many times has he farted around you? I hate that double standard. They can fart all they want and here we are holding it in. Don't worry about it. I'm sure he doesn't care. He's a man. He's probalby thinking about football in that other room.
JennNicole Posted:

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Well you clearly can't blame the cat or dog for that one.

However - anything less than just pure laughter from you FH is just bazaar to me sorry.

I know your feeling however - I am very how he is dealing w/this whole thing..

What if your uncontrollably sick throw up or pass gas at night what will he do than? just sayin...

Love is imperfect That is supposed to be the best part
Butterfly123 Posted:

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Have you never farted in front of him before??? I fart in front of DH like its breathing. There is absolutely nothing to be embarassed about. And if he's seriously acting like he's disgusted, he needs to get over it. Maybe youre dwelling on it so much you think its bothering him but he probably forgot about it already.

kabo0831 Posted:

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i felt the same way the frist time i did it, i was so upset that it happened and i thought that my fh would be mad at me and he didnt mine at all. He jokes all the time about it.

MrsJ08 Posted:

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Awww I feel so bad...that was the cutest post ever!
its ok, it happens, your human, humans toot, does he think that a girl who toots is disgusting?
if so then he should losen up...its ok just laugh about it, dont worry about it.
PegaLega Posted:

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Posted by Songstress

Have you never farted in front of him before??? I fart in front of DH like its breathing. There is absolutely nothing to be embarassed about. And if he's seriously acting like he's disgusted, he needs to get over it. Maybe youre dwelling on it so much you think its bothering him but he probably forgot about it already.



ITA me too!
Butterfly123 Posted:

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Posted by PegaLega


Posted by Songstress

Have you never farted in front of him before??? I fart in front of DH like its breathing. There is absolutely nothing to be embarassed about. And if he's seriously acting like he's disgusted, he needs to get over it. Maybe youre dwelling on it so much you think its bothering him but he probably forgot about it already.



ITA me too!



If DH tried to scare me and I accidentally farted, I think we would crack up for HOURS together. the first time I farted in front of him I bent down to clean the floor under his nightstand and RIIIIIP. He opened his eyes wide and said DID YOU JUST FART?? And then pulled me on top of him while he was hysterical laughing and I was beet red!!! He was like FINALLY! I seriously hope the OP's DH doesnt expect her to hold in her gas their whole lives!! that would hurt!
wo0shply Posted:

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awww it happens to the best of us... I would speak to FH and see if he wants to let one rip too.

JennNicole Posted:

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Posted by Songstress


Posted by PegaLega


Posted by Songstress

Have you never farted in front of him before??? I fart in front of DH like its breathing. There is absolutely nothing to be embarassed about. And if he's seriously acting like he's disgusted, he needs to get over it. Maybe youre dwelling on it so much you think its bothering him but he probably forgot about it already.



ITA me too!



If DH tried to scare me and I accidentally farted, I think we would crack up for HOURS together. the first time I farted in front of him I bent down to clean the floor under his nightstand and RIIIIIP. He opened his eyes wide and said DID YOU JUST FART?? And then pulled me on top of him while he was hysterical laughing and I was beet red!!! He was like FINALLY! I seriously hope the OP's DH doesnt expect her to hold in her gas their whole lives!! that would hurt!



or she might combust
Butterfly123 Posted:

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Posted by gemmifer


Posted by Songstress


Posted by PegaLega


Posted by Songstress

Have you never farted in front of him before??? I fart in front of DH like its breathing. There is absolutely nothing to be embarassed about. And if he's seriously acting like he's disgusted, he needs to get over it. Maybe youre dwelling on it so much you think its bothering him but he probably forgot about it already.



ITA me too!



If DH tried to scare me and I accidentally farted, I think we would crack up for HOURS together. the first time I farted in front of him I bent down to clean the floor under his nightstand and RIIIIIP. He opened his eyes wide and said DID YOU JUST FART?? And then pulled me on top of him while he was hysterical laughing and I was beet red!!! He was like FINALLY! I seriously hope the OP's DH doesnt expect her to hold in her gas their whole lives!! that would hurt!



or she might combust



Spontaneously

drpepper318 Posted:

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Posted by PegaLega


Posted by Songstress

Have you never farted in front of him before??? I fart in front of DH like its breathing. There is absolutely nothing to be embarassed about. And if he's seriously acting like he's disgusted, he needs to get over it. Maybe youre dwelling on it so much you think its bothering him but he probably forgot about it already.



ITA me too!


ITA it was bound to happen at some point, what does he think you never fart???
JSG10506 Posted:

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you are probably so embarrassed that you think it's bothering him far more than it is lol. Guys toot nonstop lol so I'm sure you doing it isn't a big shock to him. I wouldn't worry so much about it, it's a normal bodily function, eventually he would hear it happen if you're going to be married lol.

My FH can drink water and fart lol, so of course if and ever I do hes like aw that's cute becaues I'm so definitely not a gasy person lol. We've kind of grown beyond the akward stage since he passes gas, and i laugh, a billion times a day
FuTuRe MrS MaZz Posted:

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Like previous poster said, its def botherin u wayyy more than it is him... guys forget about things like 2 mins after it happens.... LOL

PS: Fartin is natural and if he doesnt know now, he better be prepared for livin old with you b/c your muscles loosen as you get older so you have more n more slip ups...

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