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Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
and this one also!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said 'What a treasure!' and her father said 'Yes, let's go bury it.'
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My co-worker toldme this one!
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boobobunny
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your momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
boobobunny
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your momma's so ugly she has to tie a pork chop around her neck...just to get the dog to play with her
AJsMommy122
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Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, 'What ya doin'?' She said, 'Buying luggage.'
lcherian
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Yo Mama's breath is so bad, she made a tic tac run away!
AJsMommy122
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Yo mama so stupid that under 'Education' on her job apllication, she put 'Hooked on Phonics.'
lcherian
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Yo mama's so ghetto, she washes paper plates!
AJsMommy122
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Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
AJsMommy122
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Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
AJsMommy122
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Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
AJsMommy122
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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
AJsMommy122
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Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
AJsMommy122
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Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
lcherian
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Yo mama's so dumb, she drowned during the wave at the football stadium.
AJsMommy122
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Yo mam's so fat she had to be baptised in the ocean!
lcherian
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Yo mama so bald, her cornrolls look like stitches!!
lcherian
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Yo mama is such a bad cook the flies chipped in for a screen door!
lcherian
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Yo mama so ghetto, her wedding cake was made out of cornbread!
