You can't handle the funny!

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
Bob Newhart

The great question that I have never been able to answer...is 'What do women want.'
Freud

Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
Al Bundy

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Prescription for a happy marriage: Whenever you're wrong, admit it, whenever you're right, shut up.
Ogden Nash

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Jackie Mason

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Posted by CubanBride

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Jackie Mason

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