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you know what s.u.c.k.s....

Original post by itslaurie.

...when your fridge stops working for no good reason 1 day after you go grocery shopping &

you have that last piece of wedding cake in the feezer you were saving for a rainy day &

everything defrosts in your freezer & leaks on to each other &

it smells REALLY fantastic &

your dh is still at work so you are the jerk that has to clean it up by yourself.

And then, just when you think it can't get worse - while you are cleaning it all out - mystery juice drips down your shirt and on to your feet.



rojerono Posted:

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I am concerned about the wedding cake.

Did you get to eat it? Or did you throw it out with the rest of the stuff?
itslaurie. Posted:

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Posted by rojerono

I am concerned about the wedding cake.

Did you get to eat it? Or did you throw it out with the rest of the stuff?



I kinda like that u r concerned


we never had any
rojerono Posted:

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Posted by itslaurie.


Posted by rojerono

I am concerned about the wedding cake.

Did you get to eat it? Or did you throw it out with the rest of the stuff?



I kinda like that u r concerned


we never had any





What a terrible way for a cake to die.

Now we MUST get you more cake for your impending 1st anniversary..
Naunie Posted:

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I have a horrible cake death story, too.
My banquet manager gave a box to my parents when we left, said it wa sthe cake top.
My parents left it in the car overnight, thought it wa sthe cake TOPPER.
It was on it's side, a melty blob of cake... I almost cried- I was sooo olooking foward to eating it for breakfast lunch and dinner for 2 days.
I miss my cake.
rojerono Posted:

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Posted by Naunie

I have a horrible cake death story, too.
My banquet manager gave a box to my parents when we left, said it wa sthe cake top.
My parents left it in the car overnight, thought it wa sthe cake TOPPER.
It was on it's side, a melty blob of cake... I almost cried- I was sooo olooking foward to eating it for breakfast lunch and dinner for 2 days.
I miss my cake.



That's awful!

My cake is in my best friend's freezer. The top layer was super tall so they used an electric knife to cut it down about 2 inches. Then they vacuum seeled it and smoooshed the flowers.

But she is alive.

You need a new cake for your anniversary too. Yours is easy though. Rolling Pin. Mmmmm..
SuzBride Posted:

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Posted by itslaurie.


Posted by chikita315
This happened to me AGAIN, this time in my new back yard. It might have been bat pee



bats!



bats are awesomeness. They eat mosquitoes. I want to put up bat houses so we can lure some bats to eat our insects.

Naunie Posted:

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We got ours from... hmmmm somewhere else- it wa sin Port Washington.
I FULLY plan to order a new one for the versary.
Victor is IO to dessert, so I will have to eat it all by myself...
itslaurie. Posted:

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Suz - don't be the bat lady.

I never thought about ordering another cake... we should. Although I plan to try and go away for a few days...

rojerono Posted:

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Posted by Naunie

We got ours from... hmmmm somewhere else- it wa sin Port Washington.
I FULLY plan to order a new one for the versary.
Victor is IO to dessert, so I will have to eat it all by myself...



You didn't get the HWC cake from Rolling Pin? It was puuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre delight.
rojerono Posted:

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Posted by itslaurie.

Suz - don't be the bat lady.

I never thought about ordering another cake... we should. Although I plan to try and go away for a few days...




Order another cake and take it with you. Cake is a good thing. It makes people happy.
Naunie Posted:

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Oh hells- my cake was also heaven. Almost orgasmic.
I wish I knew who made it... my mom does.
chikita315 Posted:

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Posted by chikita315

I once had mystery juice drip on me in the subway



Update:

This happened again today. I had sunglasses on as I am always prepared for a case of mystery juice droppings.

It fell in between my sunglasses and me. On to my eyelid and down my face.

Carry on.
itslaurie. Posted:

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Posted by chikita315

On to my eyelid and down my face.




way cute.
itslaurie. Posted:

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Posted by Naunie

Oh hells- my cake was also heaven.



how was the versary?
Naunie Posted:

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The subway gave Marlo a facial.

The verse was great. The cake is soooo good- and waaaaaay too big.
I am presently my husband's #1 fan. Great weekend.
Adorableness.
I am fat and have a rubberband holding closed my big pants.
itslaurie. Posted:

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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwh

that is loverly

where is my cake
Naunie Posted:

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your cake is waiting for you in my refrigerator.
refridgerator.
fridge.
I need to go shopping on Saturday- somewhere cheap.
Thoughts?
hmpena Posted:

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Posted by Naunie

I am fat and have a rubberband holding closed my big pants.



SHUT up!
itslaurie. Posted:

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Posted by Naunie
I need to go shopping on Saturday- somewhere cheap.



what are you shopping for?
Naunie Posted:

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Bigger pants.
Or bigger rubberbands.

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