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You know what's the opposite of funny?

MonkeyLuv Posted:

You know what's the opposite of funny?

Funny people at 8 o' clock in the morning, before I've had my coffee. @sshats.

The first words I actully spoke out loud this morning were 'Dude, back the f*ck off, it's too early for this sh*t.'

Is that bad?
PrincessConsuela Posted:

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i would say so.
was it the slider or spiro????????????
or the dog?????
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Neither! It was some jack@ss construction worker and his buddies in 7-11.

What makes people think that 'morning commute' equals 'good time for hilarious sexual harrassment'?
tourist Posted:

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eiyy!

PrincessConsuela Posted:

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oh i hate that $hiat i go through that almost everymorning i call it running the gauntlet when i walk from my car to the train station. nice right......

usuk2004 Posted:

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I thought when I clicked on this, it would say Hopkin the frog...

Sorry about those guys- you should've sic-ed the coffee grinding monkey on them!
Donna Posted:

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Not at all and more eloquent than I would have been

MonkeyLuv Posted:

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That's such an accurate description! You know, one time I actually pushed a guy into the door! He was standing right behind me on line, and I mean like thisclose. He kept brushing up against my back and butt. He was right behind me and sort of laughing when I got to the door. Just outside he was still right up next to me so I just dropped my shoulder into him and pushed him right into the door!
I haven't seen him since! Except one time, and he practically sprinted out of 7-11 when he saw me!
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Posted by usuk2004

I thought when I clicked on this, it would say Hopkin the frog...



P.S. oh Farah...Him name is Hopkin GREEN frog. And him is very funny!
usuk2004 Posted:

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Posted by MonkeyLuv


Posted by usuk2004

I thought when I clicked on this, it would say Hopkin the frog...



Oh, yes, you're right, that's funnier.

P.S. oh Farah...Him name is Hopkin GREEN frog. And him is very funny!

MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Kriss2c Posted:

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Where the heck do you live that you meet such @sshats in a 7-11 so early in the day?!!

Sometimes I wish I had a gun.
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Posted by Kriss2c

Where the heck do you live that you meet such @sshats in a 7-11 so early in the day?!!

Sometimes I wish I had a gun.



I believe the geographic location is the 7th circle of heII...but I could be off by a circle.
Kriss2c Posted:

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Well Dante, here a couple of hugs for ya

MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Thank you Kriss2c! I've encountered weirdos at every 7-11 between my house and my office....that's 6!

Anniegrl Posted:

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You sound like me when I'm trying to eat and someone wants to be all chatty. I am NOT to be messed with when I'm hungry. I get very very mad like this:

usuk2004 Posted:

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

Thank you Kriss2c! I've encountered weirdos at every 7-11 between my house and my office....that's 6!



the coffee provides optimal conditions for their breeding...
PrincessConsuela Posted:

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Posted by Anniegrl

You sound like me when I'm trying to eat and someone wants to be all chatty. I am NOT to be messed with when I'm hungry. I get very very mad like this:

omg my FH gets like this when he is hungry. LOL
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Posted by usuk2004


Posted by MonkeyLuv

Thank you Kriss2c! I've encountered weirdos at every 7-11 between my house and my office....that's 6!



the coffee provides optimal conditions for their breeding...




We grind @sshats with our teeth

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