You Know You Overdid Thanksgiving When....
You Know You Overdid Thanksgiving When....
- Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy.
- The 'Gravy Boat' your wife set out was an actual boat!
- You start receiving Sumo wrestling applications in your junk e-mail.
- You set off a seismograph on your morning jog.
- Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yields gravy.
- A coworkers sees you and quotes a Biblical passage about 'the
feeding of the 5000.'
- That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn!
- Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called. Twice!
- You tell friends that you consider gluttony your patriotic duty.
- Your arms are too short to reach the delete key on your keyboard to
- Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy.
- The 'Gravy Boat' your wife set out was an actual boat!
- You start receiving Sumo wrestling applications in your junk e-mail.
- You set off a seismograph on your morning jog.
- Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yields gravy.
- A coworkers sees you and quotes a Biblical passage about 'the
feeding of the 5000.'
- That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn!
- Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called. Twice!
- You tell friends that you consider gluttony your patriotic duty.
- Your arms are too short to reach the delete key on your keyboard to
