YOUR LAUGH FOR A RAINY SATURDAY
THE MOTHER-IN-LAW
A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his
wife and mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies.
They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150. The guy says, 'We'll ship her home.'
The undertaker asks, 'Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here.' The guy says, 'Look, 2000 years ago you buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just refuse to take that kind of chance.'
A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his
wife and mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies.
They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150. The guy says, 'We'll ship her home.'
The undertaker asks, 'Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here.' The guy says, 'Look, 2000 years ago you buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just refuse to take that kind of chance.'
