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Dear Dunkin Donuts man...

If you make my coffee wrong, I will not smile and say 'gee thanks!' You WILL make it again and you WILL NOT give me a crazy attitude about it! This is my COFFEE we are talking about, not something to be taken lightly at 8am!



Love always,

The 8am coffee nazi!

whose comin with me???

TGIF! I cannot freakin take anymore, I want to crawl into my bed and not crawl out until 10/10

Dear Elevator Companion,

Just because we are stuck in this stupid metal box together for the next minute, it does not mean that I want to be your friend! It's 6:30am on a Friday...do you really think I care about the weather report you heard on the radio?

Sincerely,

Early Morning People Hater

dear EVERYONE I WORK WITH,

please leave me alone. do you not understand that I only have today, monday and tuesday left here? I have things to finish up on my own and I dont need your frantic phone calls and meeting requests bothering me all day. Let me chat on LIW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

love,
me

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Posted by jennarose023

Dear Elevator Companion,

Just because we are stuck in this stupid metal box together for the next minute, it does not mean that I want to be your friend! It's 6:30am on a Friday...do you really think I care about the weather report you heard on the radio?

Sincerely,

Early Morning People Hater

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OMG - I hate the elevator ... do you ever notice how as soon as people set foot in an elevator, they immediately pull out their blackberry or iPhone and start checking emails? me included NO NOT make eye contact, just like don't feed the animals

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Posted by KK Holiday




dear EVERYONE I WORK WITH,

please leave me alone. do you not understand that I only have today, monday and tuesday left here? I have things to finish up on my own and I dont need your frantic phone calls and meeting requests bothering me all day. Let me chat on LIW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

love,
me

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wahoooo! HOLY ONE WEEK!

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Posted by KarinAmanda

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Posted by jennarose023

Dear Elevator Companion,

Just because we are stuck in this stupid metal box together for the next minute, it does not mean that I want to be your friend! It's 6:30am on a Friday...do you really think I care about the weather report you heard on the radio?

Sincerely,

Early Morning People Hater

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OMG - I hate the elevator ... do you ever notice how as soon as people set foot in an elevator, they immediately pull out their blackberry or iPhone and start checking emails? me included NO NOT make eye contact, just like don't feed the animals

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yeah i usually look at my nails and rub my forehead...hoping people will think i'm in a bad mood and leave me alone! LOL

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Posted by KarinAmanda

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Posted by KK Holiday




dear EVERYONE I WORK WITH,

please leave me alone. do you not understand that I only have today, monday and tuesday left here? I have things to finish up on my own and I dont need your frantic phone calls and meeting requests bothering me all day. Let me chat on LIW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

love,
me

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wahoooo! HOLY ONE WEEK!

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SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear FMIL:

Just because the response cards are being sent to your house doesnt mean you should open them. Thank you for opening my first response card and taking that fun and excitement away from me. Hopefully after your son talked to you, you wont open anymore.

Your forever bitter Daughter-In-Law!

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Posted by jennarose023

Dear Elevator Companion,

Just because we are stuck in this stupid metal box together for the next minute, it does not mean that I want to be your friend! It's 6:30am on a Friday...do you really think I care about the weather report you heard on the radio?

Sincerely,

Early Morning People Hater

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OMG

Dear Boss,

I understand you sign my paycheck but please dont ask me questions at 8:01 in the morning. I still have not drank my coffee so I am still not awake. And asking me to give you figures off the top of my still sleepy head is not a good idea.

Thank You,

Your considerate employee

PS- When you ask 'what are we working on today' NOTHING, I AM WORKING on tons while u sit and want to chat.

Dear Everyone I work with,

I dont want to hear you ask me how married life is everyday. Its the same as I told you last friggen week. WE ARE GREAT!! No I dont know when we are having kids, and yes I purposely forgot to bring in the Proofs of the wedding because you are all nosey . MIND YOUR BUSINESS! OH and My birthday is next week, I always celebrate yours and no one cares when it mine! SO for now on Screw you all unless I see some improvement, that you actually appreciate me and what I do!

From the Mad Woman downstairs


Thanks that was a great stress reliever!

Here's another...

Dear Co-workers,

While I know whatever it is you must speak with me about is urgently important, when my office door is closed it's usually for a reason. Do not knock and then just open the door and walk in!! If I don't say come in, it's for a reason!
Door Closed = Go Away.
Thank you again for completely respecting my closed door.

Sincerely,

Private Conversation

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Posted by KarinAmanda

Dear Dunkin Donuts man...

If you make my coffee wrong, I will not smile and say 'gee thanks!' You WILL make it again and you WILL NOT give me a crazy attitude about it! This is my COFFEE we are talking about, not something to be taken lightly at 8am!



Love always,

The 8am coffee nazi!

whose comin with me???

TGIF! I cannot freakin take anymore, I want to crawl into my bed and not crawl out until 10/10

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OMG! I'm sooooo with you. I get my coffee every morning at 615am and every single day I ask for an Ex.Lg Vanilla spice with skim milk and 4 splenda and some days its good, somedays it has half and half, somedays no splenda, somedays it's blueberry coffee, yes that's right blueberry.

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Posted by SparkyandAng

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Posted by KarinAmanda

Dear Dunkin Donuts man...

If you make my coffee wrong, I will not smile and say 'gee thanks!' You WILL make it again and you WILL NOT give me a crazy attitude about it! This is my COFFEE we are talking about, not something to be taken lightly at 8am!



Love always,

The 8am coffee nazi!

whose comin with me???

TGIF! I cannot freakin take anymore, I want to crawl into my bed and not crawl out until 10/10

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OMG! I'm sooooo with you. I get my coffee every morning at 615am and every single day I ask for an Ex.Lg Vanilla spice with skim milk and 4 splenda and some days its good, somedays it has half and half, somedays no splenda, somedays it's blueberry coffee, yes that's right blueberry.

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seriously, its the WORST - there is nothing worse than your coffee being wrong, the day just goes right down the shittter, ya know? I am so happy when they hand me that cup of morning goodness, then I take a sip and that sip determines my day! There is nothing worse than paying ... then taking that first sip and having to dump it b/c its totally wrong.

I have even gotten TEA on several occasions!

Yeah D&D, I asked for TEA, milk and two sugars; how difficult is that. What do I get COFFEE!

kARINAMANDA you have my tea! I must haev your coffee

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Posted by tmarie

Yeah D&D, I asked for TEA, milk and two sugars; how difficult is that. What do I get COFFEE!

kARINAMANDA you have my tea! I must haev your coffee

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that is tooo funny! ugh, at least its friday!

Dear Scary Grandmother,

No, I am not going to show you my guest list so that you can poke around with it and add the people YOU want there! You make people fear you so badly, but guess what - i'm not afraid to stand up to you now. I am not going to come and visit you just so that you can sit there and drive me up the wall with irrational 'what ifs', like What if you change your mind a week before the wedding, what if the hall catches on fire. Yeah, well, what if we all drop dead tomorrow too? It could happen! Like at the same exact time, every single person dwelling on this Earth just suddenly takes their last breath. WHATEVER! Stop being weird!!! And stop acting as though you have any rights to anything in this wedding. The guest list is full - we cannot afford to invite anybody else, even if they are some kind of distant family. if I don't know them, they're not coming. Simple as that.

With all my love,
your very stressed & irritated granddaughter


....Ahhh!! Thanks for the vent. She's driving my nuts.

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Posted by RockysGirl

Dear Scary Grandmother,

No, I am not going to show you my guest list so that you can poke around with it and add the people YOU want there! You make people fear you so badly, but guess what - i'm not afraid to stand up to you now. I am not going to come and visit you just so that you can sit there and drive me up the wall with irrational 'what ifs', like What if you change your mind a week before the wedding, what if the hall catches on fire. Yeah, well, what if we all drop dead tomorrow too? It could happen! Like at the same exact time, every single person dwelling on this Earth just suddenly takes their last breath. WHATEVER! Stop being weird!!! And stop acting as though you have any rights to anything in this wedding. The guest list is full - we cannot afford to invite anybody else, even if they are some kind of distant family. if I don't know them, they're not coming. Simple as that.

With all my love,
your very stressed & irritated granddaughter


....Ahhh!! Thanks for the vent. She's driving my nuts.

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Yikes!

These are all great.

I would like to add something.

Dear Smoker (sorry if anyone smokes),

Please don't light your cigarette while you just stepped out of the sliding doors. Have some consideration for ME I am walking right out behind you. I don't need to smell all that smoke at 8:00am in the morning. At least move away from the door.

Let me just get in my car.

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Posted by jennarose023

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Posted by RockysGirl

Dear Scary Grandmother,

No, I am not going to show you my guest list so that you can poke around with it and add the people YOU want there! You make people fear you so badly, but guess what - i'm not afraid to stand up to you now. I am not going to come and visit you just so that you can sit there and drive me up the wall with irrational 'what ifs', like What if you change your mind a week before the wedding, what if the hall catches on fire. Yeah, well, what if we all drop dead tomorrow too? It could happen! Like at the same exact time, every single person dwelling on this Earth just suddenly takes their last breath. WHATEVER! Stop being weird!!! And stop acting as though you have any rights to anything in this wedding. The guest list is full - we cannot afford to invite anybody else, even if they are some kind of distant family. if I don't know them, they're not coming. Simple as that.

With all my love,
your very stressed & irritated granddaughter


....Ahhh!! Thanks for the vent. She's driving my nuts.

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Posted by jennarose023

Yikes!

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ummm.... yeah!