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CarolAnn721 Posted: Feb 04, 2011 03:49 PM+
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1st time with a condom

I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Parchen's pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Delores) knew what they were for.

She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, not really.'

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure

I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on, Vince?' she asked. I said, 'sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

She then beat the shyt out of me....

Women have always been hard for me to figure out.
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Future Mrs H Posted: Feb 04, 2011 03:53 PM+
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AwaitingAugust Posted: Feb 04, 2011 03:55 PM+
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Im_My_Own_Princess Posted: Feb 04, 2011 03:56 PM+
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OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG


to be honest, i thought it was YOUR first time buying them... i was like.. um.. why would you need to put one on?

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jhines4684 Posted: Feb 04, 2011 03:58 PM+
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yeah i totally thought this was a story about YOU. Good one. !
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ourwedding9510 Posted: Feb 04, 2011 03:58 PM+
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That was AWESOME!
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AngnShaun Posted: Feb 04, 2011 03:59 PM+
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cateydee Posted: Feb 04, 2011 04:05 PM+
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Posted by Im_My_Own_Princess




OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG


to be honest, i thought it was YOUR first time buying them... i was like.. um.. why would you need to put one on?


\

me too. then when the lady started undressing, i came to... duh
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Posted by Im_My_Own_Princess




OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG


to be honest, i thought it was YOUR first time buying them... i was like.. um.. why would you need to put one on?




ME TOO. I WAS SOOOOOOOO CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MongieToBe Posted: Feb 04, 2011 05:16 PM+
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Byrne2Be Posted: Feb 04, 2011 05:17 PM+
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toooooootal fake out!!!
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SoonToBeMrsCampos Posted: Feb 04, 2011 06:53 PM+
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Me toooooo!! That was soooo funnyyyyyy!!

And you better believe that I will be teaching both my boys and girls how to use condoms. I will break out the bananas and all!
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xoabxo Posted: Feb 05, 2011 02:42 AM+
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Posted by Im_My_Own_Princess




OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG


to be honest, i thought it was YOUR first time buying them... i was like.. um.. why would you need to put one on?


\

me too. then when the lady started undressing, i came to... duh



I am glad you got it that quick I didnt I am sitting here like EW this lady took her shirt off and un hooked her bra in front of her *** then I got it when she said put the condom on
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