A chuckle and a half from my vacay.......

sssh---don't tell DH i'm telling you guys this--he would DIE.


soooooo on one particular nite in DR--we were mighty mighty shitbagged...so drunk that i don't know how we made it back to the room. DH is saying 'c'mon babe--let me get some' i was like 'whatever do what ya gotta do.' and he was woo-ing me with his foreplay of 'hold on let me get some wood'. somehow -- he fell off the bed. don't ask me how--i have no clue. he got back up---and a few minutes later we had the sex. good times

the next morning i was saying something about how we had sex the previous evening.....and he says 'we didn't have sex' and i'm just saying 'YES we did!' and he goes 'no we didn't.....i remember falling off the bed, but didn't i just go to sleep?' for some reason i got pissssed...i'm like 'w t f??? you don't remember that we had SEX!??! ' i gave him many graphic details and he just kept shaking his head---'nope--don't remember any of that.'

i felt like a dirty wh0re.

That is pretty funny.
No worries you not a Dirty Wh0re your married

i cant believe he fell off the bed

You should feel like a used dirrty whoore.

Too Funny!!!!

and what kept you from running to a computer to tell us about your vaca sex?

shame on you...

I can NOT help but

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Posted by carolinep24

and what kept you from running to a computer to tell us about your vaca sex?

shame on you...

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[sn0rt]

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Posted by carolinep24

and what kept you from running to a computer to tell us about your vaca sex?

shame on you...

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i know--i should be kicked off here for not doing it.

does it count if i wrote it in my purple diary with a heart shaped lock and key

'dear diary.....like omg my man forgot he put is wang in me!'

if it was good, that's all that matters...who cares if he doesn't remember?? if it was horrible and you had to suffer through it...and for all that he doesn't even remember it, then that is another story

Atleast your his dirty *****

For richer or poorer
In good times and bad
For better or worse
In drunken clumsiness and forgetfulness

how drunk were you. . . are you sure it was him???


thats hysterical!

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Posted by ant n tilde

how drunk were you. . . are you sure it was him???


thats hysterical!

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AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA


OH SNAP!!!!!



yeah my DH was saying that too. he was such a cop referencing the sex the next day, doing the air quotes and saying 'you mean our ALLEGED sex with me'

lets put it this way....i was so drunk that i'm pretty sure i walked half way to my room at like 1 am with one of my boobs hanging out of my shirt cause DH thought it would be funny