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A chuckle and a half from my vacay.......
Original post by MJDoc12
sssh---don't tell DH i'm telling you guys this--he would DIE.
soooooo on one particular nite in DR--we were mighty mighty shitbagged...so drunk that i don't know how we made it back to the room. DH is saying 'c'mon babe--let me get some' i was like 'whatever do what ya gotta do.' and he was woo-ing me with his foreplay of 'hold on let me get some wood'. somehow -- he fell off the bed. don't ask me how--i have no clue. he got back up---and a few minutes later we had the sex. good times
the next morning i was saying something about how we had sex the previous evening.....and he says 'we didn't have sex' and i'm just![]()
saying 'YES we did!' and he goes 'no we didn't.....i remember falling off the bed, but didn't i just go to sleep?' for some reason i got pissssed...i'm like 'w t f??? you don't remember that we had SEX!??! ' i gave him many graphic details and he just kept shaking his head---'nope--don't remember any of that.'
i felt like a dirty wh0re.
soooooo on one particular nite in DR--we were mighty mighty shitbagged...so drunk that i don't know how we made it back to the room. DH is saying 'c'mon babe--let me get some' i was like 'whatever do what ya gotta do.' and he was woo-ing me with his foreplay of 'hold on let me get some wood'. somehow -- he fell off the bed. don't ask me how--i have no clue. he got back up---and a few minutes later we had the sex. good times
the next morning i was saying something about how we had sex the previous evening.....and he says 'we didn't have sex' and i'm just
i felt like a dirty wh0re.
