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And the best wedding card goes to...

smilealways Posted:

And the best wedding card goes to...

My husband's cousin. As I'm sitting here going through the cards, I just had to share this one - it's hysterical. Ok, to start, it's a hand-written note in green felt pen on a piece of blank copy paper in a business envelope. This is what it says inside:

Joe & Christine -

Nothing says 'Good Luck & Congratulations' like money. Keep the crazy fondue set and give me the money instead. Money goes a long way; beer, hookers, food, the basic needs in life. Ever try to go into a bar, place a fondue set on the bar, and try to buy a round of drinks? Doesn't work very well, trust me. Enjoy.

I love it!
wc0143 Posted:

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That's cute!

SomethingBlu Posted:

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I absolutely love it and am slightly jealous of the wittiness and charm of your guests. That has to be the best card by far...

Congrats on having such cool 'people' in your life...
mcaula Posted:

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That was so cute
Summer05 Posted:

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Thats great!!!

David'sbride Posted:

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Posted by smilealways

My husband's cousin. As I'm sitting here going through the cards, I just had to share this one - it's hysterical. Ok, to start, it's a hand-written note in green felt pen on a piece of blank copy paper in a business envelope. This is what it says inside:

Joe & Christine -

Nothing says 'Good Luck & Congratulations' like money. Keep the crazy fondue set and give me the money instead. Money goes a long way; beer, hookers, food, the basic needs in life. Ever try to go into a bar, place a fondue set on the bar, and try to buy a round of drinks? Doesn't work very well, trust me. Enjoy.

I love it!



Very cool but not sure what need you'd have for hookers before or after you are married
prncssrachel Posted:

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We got a 'Congratulations, you made wee wee on the potty' card from one of our friends.
February05 Posted:

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JimmysBride Posted:

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That's a great card... you have a witty friend there!

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