Baby Watch 2008 Day 2

Code Orange

Any news from Colette?

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Posted by MeNBobs

Code Orange

Any news from Colette?

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HAAAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I had no idea everyone was so interested in my cervix!!! Well a big fat PFFFFFT apparently losing your mucus plug is NOT impressive to those in the obgyn community. I excitedly told the ob yesterday at my appt, and he just couldn't have been more And I quote 'Well, it doesn't mean you're in labor.' He checked and I'm still one teeny cm dilated (no change for 3 weeks). Then I punched him.

Colette, I replied on your LIF thread that I think you losing your mucus plug is , so eff the medical professionals. I have a feeling your bambino will make an appearance this weekend!!!

If you want to tell me you lost your plug I'll for you if you want.

I'm thinking this weekend too ....

Just think .... your little one will pretty much always be the first school birthday party of the year!

And apparently, according to Cat, there is a high risk of terrorist attacks to your cervix





Time to start doing some jumping jacks:

OMG Jess, you have NO IDEA what an apt analogy that chart is, actually!!!! They decided yesterday that TUESDAY 10PM is the line in the sand, or the cervix, whatever. If isn't on his way by then he's getting forcibly evicted.

I feel bad about that, life's hard enough without losing your rent-stabilized pad at such a young age. On a positive note, I had no other plans, as Tuesday night TV is crap anyway.

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Posted by Colette

'Well, it doesn't mean you're in labor.' He checked and I'm still one teeny cm dilated (no change for 3 weeks). Then I punched him.

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That will teach him. That doc is an aszhole when was the last time he lost his mucus plug. I think mucus plug should be a *S*T*A*R*R*E*D* out word.

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Posted by PreshusSmurf

And apparently, according to Cat, there is a high risk of terrorist attacks to your cervix

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Did you hear about the nurse that jumps on your stomach during labor if that's not a code red I don't know what is.

BTW off topic but I started it so i'll do what i want how stupid is that chart anyway. Not only do the terrorists have Geraldo drawing a chart of where to attack in the sand they also know when we are least expecting them at our 'green' time.

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Posted by MeNBobs



Did you hear about the nurse that jumps on your stomach during labor if that's not a code red I don't know what is.

BTW off topic but I started it so i'll do what i want how stupid is that chart anyway. Not only do the terrorists have Geraldo drawing a chart of where to attack in the sand they also know when we are least expecting them at our 'green' time.

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I DID read about the jumping nurse, and I think my hospital doesn't have one of those
Yes that chart is the stupidest thing ever, but I give a close second to the hair gel confiscators, now THAT'S a government job I'd love to have...

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Posted by Colette

On a positive note, I had no other plans, as Tuesday night TV is crap anyway.

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if that's not a good reason to have the kid on a tuesday I don't know what is

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Posted by ChipNdipLover

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Posted by Colette

On a positive note, I had no other plans, as Tuesday night TV is crap anyway.

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if that's not a good reason to have the kid on a tuesday I don't know what is

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Another good reason is you can say see you next tuesday to all your doctors.

I am soooo excited for you !! Cant wait to meet your little bundle

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Posted by MeNBobs

Another good reason is you can say see you next tuesday to all your doctors.

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OMFG!!!! I have to call them later, I'm TOTALLY going to do this!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by MeNBobs

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Posted by ChipNdipLover

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Posted by Colette

On a positive note, I had no other plans, as Tuesday night TV is crap anyway.

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if that's not a good reason to have the kid on a tuesday I don't know what is

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Another good reason is you can say see you next tuesday to all your doctors.

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omgggggggggg how did I not pick that up. That is my favorite phrase!!!