Can you and DH outsexy the average HOT onscreen couple?
PeteysBride
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Can you and DH outsexy the average HOT onscreen couple?
Lets get the morning perv on...
Do you and your DH steam up your bedroom for as long as Hollywood leads you to believe that the average HOT on screen couple does?
I will be honest: When DH and I come together we have a GREAT time 9/10. Its Hot, its sexy and its FUN and I see the stars. BUT...our longets ever time is all of 15 minutes, I kid you not. I start getting chappy and sore after that and then the UTI's start knocking down my door for a visit.
So we are HOTTTT for 5-10 minutes on average. Sad but true lol. Then I get up and run to pee and try not drip while he wipes his hoo hah on my robe...
Anyone else?
cookiemonster
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The thing that always drives me crazy about Hollywood's version of sex is that they show the couple going at it, having some amazing and coordinated climax, then laying back in bed to snuggle or talk. Um hi, you both need to get up. Or at least you need a towel. You cannot just lay there for hours marinating.
PeteysBride
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LMAO EXACTLY!!!! I do not need to soak in brine like a pickle thanks.
cookiemonster
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Then again most of the people depicted are so rich they probably pay people to wash their sheets twice a day
Brian and Marie
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HELL YEAH WE CAN!! I'm very fortunate that we have AMAZING sex!! I actually believe it's what helped keep us together through all the extremely tough times!
Brian and Marie
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Posted by cookiemonster
The thing that always drives me crazy about Hollywood's version of sex is that they show the couple going at it, having some amazing and coordinated climax, then laying back in bed to snuggle or talk. Um hi, you both need to get up. Or at least you need a towel. You cannot just lay there for hours marinating.
DEF...we all talked about this not that long ago BUT afterwards is NOT sexy at all!!! Def need a towel, need to pee and push out the cum, he needs to wipe off...its a ******** process
B22
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it seems like our sex life just gets better and better.... but we last for hours on end... there were days while we were dating that we would just stay in bed, have sex... sleep..wake up... have sex.
my hubby is a quick reloader.
PeteysBride
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Posted by carolinep24
it seems like our sex life just gets better and better.... but we last for hours on end... there were days while we were dating that we would just stay in bed, have sex... sleep..wake up... have sex.
my hubby is a quick reloader.[/QUOTE
Myex was a quick reloader which at first was liek WOWZERS because I can turn it on prety quick when I want to and am a multiples girl. BUT that said..after awhile I was like 'JESUS MAN!!!! Don't you EVER get tired?'!
I would pass out and 5 minutes later I'd feel 'wet dog nose' penis poking at me...GROSS. Hello man its caleld a UTI..give me one and you will NEVER have this again!
But I'm glad you and your DH outsexy Brad and Angie. Keep us proud, Caroline!
BunnyBride
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Hells to the yea! Lets just say I have horrible rug burns on my knees today
Brian and Marie
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Posted by BunnyBride
Hells to the yea! Lets just say I have horrible rug burns on my knees today
You dirty girl
MeNBobs
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Hells to the yea! Lets just say I have horrible rug burns on my knees today
I'm sending you knee pads can't wait to see what is written in the thank you.
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Posted by BunnyBride Hells to the yea! Lets just say I have horrible rug burns on my knees today
I remember those days fondly...it's been a while for us...plus aunt flo just left yesterday...but when it does happen it's flipping amazing...DH is very adventurous and open to suggestions so that always leads to a great time...oh and no f'in way are we laying and cuddling afterwards....he wipes, I pee, then we shower...if it happens again then we repeat the above cleansing process.
Aug07OFCbride
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We just go w/ how we feel...however long that is!
Voted!
Aug07OFCbride
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Posted by cookiemonster You cannot just lay there for hours marinating.
so true!
BunnyBride
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Posted by BunnyBride
Hells to the yea! Lets just say I have horrible rug burns on my knees today
I'm sending you knee pads can't wait to see what is written in the thank you.
SNAP!
PegaLega
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Im not going to comment, lets just say i voted and our sex life is grrrrrrrrrrreat
cookiemonster
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'wet dog nose penis'
Brian and Marie
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Posted by cookiemonster
'wet dog nose penis'
I know...that was GREAT
MJDoc12
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i'm with you chica---after awhile i start to chafe...if i was screwing for like hours as they seem to show in the movies--smoke would be coming out of my who-ha. that sh*t ain't a chimney.
DH likes to take caer of at least 1 big O for me during the pre-heating time. hehe then when he pops into the oven--he does his thing and i usually will have another one---but if not at least i had the first one. but the sex part is about 8-15 minutes or so....but anything longer--and i start to hurt. my stuff is just too sensitive for more than that---plus DH is um....endowed enough that i can't TAKE any more than 15 minutes.
