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Can you imagine if our DH's posted on here?

Original post by MrsInglima

Some of the things they'd talk about?

Topics might include:

-Just bought this sweet video game (instead of check out the dress I just got)
-She said no, AGAIN
-I hate her cooking, how do I tell her?
-I miss my mommy
-Can someone tell me how to do laundry?
-She wanted me to help her (insert clean/with wedding stuff/etc.)?!?!?!
-BBQ/Steak/MEATMEATMEAT recipes?
-Guess what she let me do to her?!
-Her clock is ticking. Help!!
-I wish it was the 50s again...
-Beer recommendation?
-Sh*t, I forgot her birthday/anniversary/Valentine's Day. Quick gift idea!!
-The wedding is over! THANK GOD!

And if we're lucky:
-My wife's the best because____
MrsC2010 Posted:

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omg this is great!!!!
FuTuRe MrS MaZz Posted:

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Posted by MLAngelo

Mine would post...

Just saw this car today....
Just saw this boat today...
Anyone have a boat for sale...
Anyone want to buy a boat....
Where is a good place to boat to.....
Looking for this boat motor....


Seeing a trend here? That's why he posts on Scream and fly the way I post here. It's his LIW.



We should all go on their forums and copy and paste something they've written... so we can all laugh at em firsthand
gina409 Posted:

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Bride825 Posted:

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so true!!!!
miamimerger Posted:

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Posted by Lsorrent


Posted by miamimerger

my DH would be posting youtube videos all day.



So would mine............except they'd be HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE and usually from thechive.com or cracked.com



i just read what you said to my DH and he gasped out loud and thinks that your DH and him would be best friends.
chicky724 Posted:

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MrsInglima Posted:

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Posted by MLAngelo

Mine would post...

Just saw this car today....
Just saw this boat today...
Anyone have a boat for sale...
Anyone want to buy a boat....
Where is a good place to boat to.....
Looking for this boat motor....


Seeing a trend here? That's why he posts on Scream and fly the way I post here. It's his LIW.





Mine would be all about computers or mustangs

*I like computers
*Who knows how to switch the 'B' particle with the mother board, and make a 'G' doohickey?
*I just bought the coolest thing on Tiger Direct!
*I get free Google internet!
*I set up this really cool network today
*Who wants to barter computer for Mustang stuff/services?
*Heard a Mustang drive by...
*Saw a Mustang drive by...
*DW bought me a Mustang tshirt
*Which Mustang is your favorite?
*MUSTANGMUSTANGMUSTANG
*Did you know in middle school DW's mascot was a Mustang?!
*Mustang Sally

Holy cr@p I crack myself up.
scatteredx12 Posted:

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so funny!!!
daniellek730 Posted:

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My DH is boring all he would post about is politics and architecture.

I think he would start a thread like this:

RANT: Does your DW ask you how her food is as soon as you put it in your mouth every single night?
MrsInglima Posted:

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Posted by daniellek730



My DH is boring all he would post about is politics and architecture.

I think he would start a thread like this:

RANT: Does your DW ask you how her food is as soon as you put it in your mouth every single night?



Oh! Mine would say something like:

'No, I don't know what you were just thinking, and no I don't want to 'guess what.' JUST TELL ME ALREADY!!!'
AngnShaun Posted:

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lmao...

Heres Shaun:

'So I was playing poker'...
'RANT: FCUKING RIVER CARD AGAIN'....
'I love Jamesons... scotch, scotch, scotch, down into my belly... hmm hmm hmm'....
'I suck at Softball'...
'I suck at Video Games'...
'Age of Empires is the coolest game ever'...
'Porn?'...
'Got so wasted last night'...
halfbaked Posted:

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Posted by AngnShaun

lmao...

Heres Shaun:

'So I was playing poker'...
'RANT: FCUKING RIVER CARD AGAIN'....
'I love Jamesons... scotch, scotch, scotch, down into my belly... hmm hmm hmm'....
'I suck at Softball'...
'I suck at Video Games'...
'Age of Empires is the coolest game ever'...
'Porn?'...
'Got so wasted last night'...



Ohhhh boyyy. This is Dan. Every. Single. One.

ETA: Except for Dan his posts would look like

Weekend Plans

Friday: Taking all the guys' money in poker

Then on Monday it would be:
'RANT: FCUKING RIVER CARD AGAIN'

AngnShaun Posted:

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Posted by jilliibabii


Posted by AngnShaun

lmao...

Heres Shaun:

'So I was playing poker'...
'RANT: FCUKING RIVER CARD AGAIN'....
'I love Jamesons... scotch, scotch, scotch, down into my belly... hmm hmm hmm'....
'I suck at Softball'...
'I suck at Video Games'...
'Age of Empires is the coolest game ever'...
'Porn?'...
'Got so wasted last night'...



Ohhhh boyyy. This is Dan. Every. Single. One.

ETA: Except for Dan his posts would look like

Weekend Plans

Friday: Taking all the guys' money in poker

Then on Monday it would be:
'RANT: FCUKING RIVER CARD AGAIN'




holy shyt... i love the 'I'm dominating' text and then the 'FUUUUCK I got beat!' text 2 hours later
AugustBridein09 Posted:

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Mine would talk about restaurants, drink menus, the gym, the gym, the gym, and movies like The Expendables.

AngnShaun Posted:

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Posted by AugustBridein09

Mine would talk about restaurants, drink menus, the gym, the gym, the gym, and movies like The Expendables.


were going to see this tonight... i cant wait
AugustBridein09 Posted:

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Posted by AngnShaun


Posted by AugustBridein09

Mine would talk about restaurants, drink menus, the gym, the gym, the gym, and movies like The Expendables.


were going to see this tonight... i cant wait




My husband LOOOOOOVED this movie. He even clicked 'like it' on FB which he NEVER does for anything.

And a commercial for it came on saying it was #1 and his response

'oh yeah Stallone's still got it!'

halfbaked Posted:

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Posted by AngnShaun


Posted by jilliibabii


Posted by AngnShaun

lmao...

Heres Shaun:

'So I was playing poker'...
'RANT: FCUKING RIVER CARD AGAIN'....
'I love Jamesons... scotch, scotch, scotch, down into my belly... hmm hmm hmm'....
'I suck at Softball'...
'I suck at Video Games'...
'Age of Empires is the coolest game ever'...
'Porn?'...
'Got so wasted last night'...



Ohhhh boyyy. This is Dan. Every. Single. One.

ETA: Except for Dan his posts would look like

Weekend Plans

Friday: Taking all the guys' money in poker

Then on Monday it would be:
'RANT: FCUKING RIVER CARD AGAIN'




holy shyt... i love the 'I'm dominating' text and then the 'FUUUUCK I got beat!' text 2 hours later



Haha 'I'm dominating!!' EXACT words!

But he never texts me back to tell me he's losing. I find that out when his brother has to pay for his cab home.
AngnShaun Posted:

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Posted by jilliibabii


Posted by AngnShaun


Posted by jilliibabii


Posted by AngnShaun

lmao...

Heres Shaun:

'So I was playing poker'...
'RANT: FCUKING RIVER CARD AGAIN'....
'I love Jamesons... scotch, scotch, scotch, down into my belly... hmm hmm hmm'....
'I suck at Softball'...
'I suck at Video Games'...
'Age of Empires is the coolest game ever'...
'Porn?'...
'Got so wasted last night'...



Ohhhh boyyy. This is Dan. Every. Single. One.

ETA: Except for Dan his posts would look like

Weekend Plans

Friday: Taking all the guys' money in poker

Then on Monday it would be:
'RANT: FCUKING RIVER CARD AGAIN'




holy shyt... i love the 'I'm dominating' text and then the 'FUUUUCK I got beat!' text 2 hours later



Haha 'I'm dominating!!' EXACT words!

But he never texts me back to tell me he's losing. I find that out when his brother has to pay for his cab home.



lmao... yeah i dont always get the text... he will wake me up and explain the entire sequence of events tho
halfbaked Posted:

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Posted by AngnShaun


Posted by jilliibabii


Posted by AngnShaun


Posted by jilliibabii


Posted by AngnShaun

lmao...

Heres Shaun:

'So I was playing poker'...
'RANT: FCUKING RIVER CARD AGAIN'....
'I love Jamesons... scotch, scotch, scotch, down into my belly... hmm hmm hmm'....
'I suck at Softball'...
'I suck at Video Games'...
'Age of Empires is the coolest game ever'...
'Porn?'...
'Got so wasted last night'...



Ohhhh boyyy. This is Dan. Every. Single. One.

ETA: Except for Dan his posts would look like

Weekend Plans

Friday: Taking all the guys' money in poker

Then on Monday it would be:
'RANT: FCUKING RIVER CARD AGAIN'




holy shyt... i love the 'I'm dominating' text and then the 'FUUUUCK I got beat!' text 2 hours later



Haha 'I'm dominating!!' EXACT words!

But he never texts me back to tell me he's losing. I find that out when his brother has to pay for his cab home.



lmao... yeah i dont always get the text... he will wake me up and explain the entire sequence of events tho



Naturally! When all you want to know is 'How much did you lose?'
VickiR510 Posted:

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LOL My Dh would definitely have a thread about the NY YANKEES. Without a doubt. And if you work for the NYPD DEA OCCB VICE UNIT Post up here!

Oh yea & Whats your fave muscle car?

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