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Cute/stupid joke that I just read

Brian and Marie Posted:

Cute/stupid joke that I just read

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the
> veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in it's ears and cleaned both
> ears and the dog could hear fine.
>
> The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she
> should
> go to the store and get some 'Nair' hair remover and rub in it's ears once
> a
> month.
>
> The lady went to the drug store and got some 'Nair' hair remover. At the
> register, the druggist told her, 'If you're going to use this under your
> arms, don't use deodorant for a few days.'
>
> The lady said, 'I'm not using it under my arms.'
>
> The druggist said 'If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a
> couple
> of days.'
>
> The lady said, 'I'm not using it on my legs either; and if you must know,
> I'm using it on my schnauzer.'
>
> The druggist said, 'Stay off your bicycle for a week.'
PegaLega Posted:

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Ive heard it called all kinds of things...I can add this too the list I guess
Brian and Marie Posted:

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Posted by PegaLega



Ive heard it called all kinds of things...I can add this too the list I guess



I know right
Brian and Marie Posted:

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Lets name them..............


schnauzer
vagina
va-j j
twat
pusssy
c*nt (such a dirty dirty word)

what else?????
PegaLega Posted:

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cooch
beaver
muff
PegaLega Posted:

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coooooooooooooter
clam with a pearl in it
Brian and Marie Posted:

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poo-nan-ee
Brian and Marie Posted:

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Posted by PegaLega


clam with a pearl in it



PegaLega Posted:

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punani
chocha ( iknow I didnt spell either one right)
tunnel of loooooove
PegaLega Posted:

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Posted by Brian and Marie

poo-nan-ee



oh see now when you right it like that you have to say it like that
Brian and Marie Posted:

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butch-a-neda

Brian and Marie Posted:

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Posted by PegaLega


Posted by Brian and Marie

poo-nan-ee



oh see now when you right it like that you have to say it like that



PegaLega Posted:

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Posted by Brian and Marie

butch-a-neda




PIMP

we are seriously muffed up
Brian and Marie Posted:

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Here's our complete list so far

schnauzer
vagina
va-j j
twat
pusssy
c*nt (such a dirty dirty word)
cooch
beaver
muff
coooooooooooooter
clam with a pearl in it
poo-nan-ee
punani
chocha ( iknow I didnt spell either one right)
tunnel of loooooove
butch-a-neda



PegaLega Posted:

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i cant think of anymore and I am TRYING!!!
Brian and Marie Posted:

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Posted by PegaLega

i cant think of anymore and I am TRYING!!!



I know...me too
Brian and Marie Posted:

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I even tried googling it
PegaLega Posted:

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Posted by Brian and Marie

I even tried googling it


thats what I just did
PegaLega Posted:

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oooooooooh

clitoris
Brian and Marie Posted:

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Posted by PegaLega

oooooooooh

clitoris



I'll add it even though it more of a part of it then a name for it

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