My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the > veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in it's ears and cleaned both > ears and the dog could hear fine. > > The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she > should > go to the store and get some 'Nair' hair remover and rub in it's ears once > a > month. > > The lady went to the drug store and got some 'Nair' hair remover. At the > register, the druggist told her, 'If you're going to use this under your > arms, don't use deodorant for a few days.' > > The lady said, 'I'm not using it under my arms.' > > The druggist said 'If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a > couple > of days.' > > The lady said, 'I'm not using it on my legs either; and if you must know, > I'm using it on my schnauzer.' > > The druggist said, 'Stay off your bicycle for a week.'
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Here's our list
schnauzer vagina va-j j twat pusssy c*nt (such a dirty dirty word) cooch beaver muff coooooooooooooter clam with a pearl in it poo-nan-ee punani chocha ( iknow I didnt spell either one right) tunnel of loooooove butch-a-neda clitoris
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oooooooooh
clitoris
I'll add it even though it more of a part of it then a name for it
haha true, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
PegaLega
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you could always make it the short version then maybe its more of a name
PegaLega
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OMG you have to look at the related topics at the bottom of this thread
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you could always make it the short version then maybe its more of a name
Ok- that works
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OMG you have to look at the related topics at the bottom of this thread
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box muff cooter bearded clam
My personal fave is vajayjay!
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box muff cooter bearded clam
My personal fave is vajayjay!
Thanks for contrubuting
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box muff cooter bearded clam
My personal fave is vajayjay!
Thanks for contrubuting
I've got one that I heard in college and haven't been able to forget despite trying very hard:
furry tuna taco
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box muff cooter bearded clam
My personal fave is vajayjay!
Thanks for contrubuting
I've got one that I heard in college and haven't been able to forget despite trying very hard:
furry tuna taco
EEWWWW BUT thats really funny But what if your a plucked chicken down there!!??
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box muff cooter bearded clam
My personal fave is vajayjay!
Thanks for contrubuting
I've got one that I heard in college and haven't been able to forget despite trying very hard:
furry tuna taco
EEWWWW BUT thats really funny But what if your a plucked chicken down there!!??
That would definitely ruin the metaphor
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box muff cooter bearded clam
My personal fave is vajayjay!
Thanks for contrubuting
I've got one that I heard in college and haven't been able to forget despite trying very hard:
