Dear. . . .

Dear Mother in law,

I would appreciate you staying out of our business and stop telling us how to live our lifes! we will do what we want when we want! we are grown ups now. and please stop trying to get me to call you Mommy, I already have one

Love YOUR DAUGHTHER IN LAW(not your daughter)
Tara

Your turn! Vent to someone

Dear Fridge,

PLEASE stop calling my name! I know you're filled with incredibly delishious things but I can't eat anymore!!!!!!!!! It's only 10:43am and I'm already hungry! How insane is that!?!?! Before the HM (and before I gained 6lbs) i was able to ignore you just fine but now you're YELLING my name!!!

Please stop and leave me alone. I have enough fat reserved in my body to last me months

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Posted by EverlovingEv

Dear Fridge,

PLEASE stop calling my name! I know you're filled with incredibly delishious things but I can't eat anymore!!!!!!!!! It's only 10:43am and I'm already hungry! How insane is that!?!?! Before the HM (and before I gained 6lbs) i was able to ignore you just fine but now you're YELLING my name!!!

Please stop and leave me alone. I have enough fat reserved in my body to last me months

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OMG that made me laugh so hard!!!

Dear baby,
You are only a 4.5 ounces how did I gain 7 pounds already! Stop wanting potato chips and skittles they are not good for us.
Love, your mommy

Dear Roley (furbaby),
Stay out of the garbage! The smell coming out of your tush is so bad the paint is bubbling off the walls. And I know I should have put the lid on the garbage can so it is partly my fault.
Love, your mommy

Dear Wedding Guests,
I know that silly little etiquette rule that says you have a year to send a wedding gift, but seriously did 40 of you really have to go by that rule?!!! It is starting to hurt my feelings, send the #$&$^& gift already!
Sincerely,
A confused bride

ok I feel better now

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Posted by kimvin714

Dear Wedding Guests,
I know that silly little etiquette rule that says you have a year to send a wedding gift, but seriously did 40 of you really have to go by that rule?!!! It is starting to hurt my feelings, send the #$&$^& gift already!
Sincerely,
A confused bride

ok I feel better now

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omg 40 people thats horrible!!! they should send the #$&$^& gift already!!!

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Posted by babygirl71777

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Posted by kimvin714

Dear Wedding Guests,
I know that silly little etiquette rule that says you have a year to send a wedding gift, but seriously did 40 of you really have to go by that rule?!!! It is starting to hurt my feelings, send the #$&$^& gift already!
Sincerely,
A confused bride

ok I feel better now

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omg 40 people thats horrible!!! they should send the #$&$^& gift already!!!

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Ridiculous!!!!! I have 3 that didn't give us gifts and I've crossed them off my list FOREVER!!!! Sorry girly.

oooh I have another one....good post

Dear Bakery,
Please respond to my emails and if you can't do that, at least look here ***??? and explain.
Thanks!

Dear BM,
You s*ck. Stop the compulsive lying- its starting to p!ss me off.

Love,
The sucker that fell for the 'he's my boyfriend, he should have been invited from the beginning' lie you fed me


Dear Body,
5 lbs less wouldn't kill you.. Please go away. I'm doing my part. Help me out!



Dear MJ,
Where have you been? Come over. You s*ck too.

- Nanny goat

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Posted by kimvin714

oooh I have another one....good post

Dear Bakery,
Please respond to my emails and if you can't do that, at least look here ***??? and explain.
Thanks!

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OMG!!!!! Have you tried calling them? Go there in person girly!

I have emailed twice and left several messages, when I call I get some silly high school girl that could give a ..... I am planning on going in person but I live in Florida now so it will have to wait until I am up in NY again....

haha I was just looking at the cake pics again and I realized something, the cake was way too small so 4 tables didn't get any....that is 40 people....we are missing 40 presents, hahahahahaha I think I just figured it out! perhaps they are still waiting for their cake!!

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Posted by kimvin714

haha I was just looking at the cake pics again and I realized something, the cake was way too small so 4 tables didn't get any....that is 40 people....we are missing 40 presents, hahahahahaha I think I just figured it out! perhaps they are still waiting for their cake!!

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It's awesome that you can laugh about this! Seriously though, I hope you get somewhere with your bakery!

Dear Landlord

Please fix the roof!! It's really annoying that every time it rains I have to scramble for a bucket and cover my dresser in towels!! You told us it was fixed the last time *** ?!?!?!?

Sincerely,
Disgruntled tenant

Dear Numerous Interviewer For My New Job:
Please, dont waste my time or yours, you requested a cover letter with salary requirements was sent as request. NOW TRY ACTUALLY READING IT Before you call me and set up an interview, then have me come all the way in for this darn interview. I was chosen as a good candidate: Why, DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO READ.... You ask for something, I supplied it, now I asked for a salary range, please supply it, its that simple. So for the future, If you aren't going to paying half of the salary I am currently asking for, why are you interviewing me...Please Dont waste my time, as it is far more valuable then you think. I have given up many lunch hours every day just to see you people ...Ugh.......... Do you actually think I would take this job anyway, come on now .....I am not a kid out of high school I am an freakin accountant/controller.....

Dear Numerous Interviewer for my new job:
Please, dont waste my time or yours, you requested a cover letter with salary requirements, NOW TRY ACTUALLY READING IT before I come in for an interview. I was chosen as a good candidate: Why, do you even know how to read, please if you are paying half of what I am requesting, dont waste my time, as it is far more valuable then you think giving up my lunch hour to see you..... Do you actually think I would take this job for 1/2 of the pay I am currently making .....I am not a kid out of high school I am an freakin accountant.....


ooh that would be so great if you could actually email that to them!!

Believe me I have actually thought of calling up the company and asking for that persons email many times. Hey I just figured out how to do it, I will just resend my resume to them via email, and instead of the resume and cover letter, I will send that note, boy oh boy, would I love to be a fly on the wall for that email reading........ Im really going to do it....
Im happy I can laugh it all offffffff.......

Dear Directors and theatre owners,

I've been working my *** off for three days trying to get this job. I really really want my equity card so hire me for christ sake!

Love,
The Actress who actually made it on time to your audition this morning

Dear scale

please dont show me that number ever again!!!!!!!!!!

sincerely

woman that couldnt stop eating from the honeymoon until last week when she started weight watchers