Dear. . . .

Original post by babygirl71777

Aug 08, 2007 10:42 AM

Dear Mother in law,

I would appreciate you staying out of our business and stop telling us how to live our lifes! we will do what we want when we want! we are grown ups now. and please stop trying to get me to call you Mommy, I already have one

Love YOUR DAUGHTHER IN LAW(not your daughter)
Tara

Your turn! Vent to someone

ejm1219 Posted: Aug 08, 2007 04:45 PM

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Dear DH,
Please stop yelling at me to watch my one movie from netflix. You have 3 and I am not taking up your time!!!!! Just because you watch the most obscure movies and watch atleast 1 a day doesn't mean I have to!
Love, your new wife :)

Dear parents of children I work with in the summer in their homes,

Do you really think we are going to get productive work done in 90 f'n degree weather while you are either in an ac or in a pool! When you put us in a non-ac room we sweat bullets! It is not productive to anyone!!!!! Maybe working by the pool or in an ac would be a much better solution, like I mentioned before. Your son/daughter needs to get used to distractions....Its distracting to have your son/daughter dripping sweat all over me!!!!!!!!
From, your kind teacher :)

NowAndForever2012 Posted: Aug 08, 2007 05:16 PM

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Dear Bills,
Please stop coming to my door. Please get rid of my address.

eelharas4700 Posted: Aug 08, 2007 05:23 PM

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Dear DH,
Please stop yelling at me when I leave a light on in the room. I am a grown woman who contributes equally to the household expenses. On another note, I don't think you are allergic to washing a dish once in a while. It might help me from going on strike again in the near future. You know what heppened when you left clothes all over the room, you were responsible for your own laundry.

Love,
Your tired of doing dishes wife

LitBallerinaGirl Posted: Aug 08, 2007 05:27 PM

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HAHA!
This is an old one. A letter I wrote after my bachlorette party.

Dear Delta,

You stink, eat me,

Love,
Lauren,

kimvin714 Posted: Aug 08, 2007 05:29 PM

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Dear A$$,

Where did you come from?? What did you do with my original a$$? I would like it back please.
Thank you!

Sincerely,
A girl who ate way too much on her honeymoon

PegaLega Posted: Aug 08, 2007 05:29 PM

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Dear Parents with lots of children,

if you go to a restaurant and cant keep your kids @ss in a seat then go to F(*^&% chucky cheese! Im tired of your kid bumping into my friggin table and im tired of hearing you say 'if youdont seat im gonna...' and then you not doing it!

SIncerely,
The Biotch that has no kids but cant stand yours!!

Dear DH,
If you ask me to clean and you will cook...dont F*^%^ with me! COOOOOK! If I clean and the place magically becomes slobbish while I am at work NOOOOOOO I AM NOT GOING TO CLEAN!

Love you wife!

Dear Cookie, my wonderfully furry friend,
I swear if you pee on the floor ONE more time while its thundering and I am asleep I am going to sell you! And I KNOW someone will take you!

Love your owner

damm that felt good

NowAndForever2012 Posted: Aug 08, 2007 05:38 PM

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Dear Passport Office,

With the requirement changes do you think just maybe you can hire extra people. We have places to go. COME ON!!!!!!!

Thanks
Mailman stalker

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babygirl71777 Posted: Aug 08, 2007 05:38 PM

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Posted by PegaLega

Dear Parents with lots of children,

if you go to a restaurant and cant keep your kids @ss in a seat then go to F(*^&% chucky cheese! Im tired of your kid bumping into my friggin table and im tired of hearing you say 'if youdont seat im gonna...' and then you not doing it!

SIncerely,
The Biotch that has no kids but cant stand yours!!

Dear DH,
If you ask me to clean and you will cook...dont F*^%^ with me! COOOOOK! If I clean and the place magically becomes slobbish while I am at work NOOOOOOO I AM NOT GOING TO CLEAN!

Love you wife!

Dear Cookie, my wonderfully furry friend,
I swear if you pee on the floor ONE more time while its thundering and I am asleep I am going to sell you! And I KNOW someone will take you!

Love your owner

damm that felt good

peggie ur funny!!!

Summer07Bride Posted: Aug 08, 2007 07:54 PM

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Dear GE A-Course,

Please do not steal my DH away from me. I now find out you not only want him to work 40 hours a week, but you also require him to take a course, which will take up at least another 25 hours.

Thank You,
Mrs. J

PS I would hate you if you didn't pay our bills

DNicholes Posted: Aug 08, 2007 08:29 PM

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Dear House

Can you please cool off all on your own? b/c I'm dying of heat exhaustion in here and we don't have enough money for central air.

k, thanks!!

Dear Months

Can Sept. get here any sooner, not only is it my birthday month but my niece or nephew is coming and I want him/her to come NOW!! I'm getting ansy.

k, thanks

babygirl71777 Posted: Aug 08, 2007 08:31 PM

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Posted by DNicholes

Dear House

Can you please cool off all on your own? b/c I'm dying of heat exhaustion in here and we don't have enough money for central air.

k, thanks!!

Dear Months

Can Sept. get here any sooner, not only is it my birthday month but my niece or nephew is coming and I want him/her to come NOW!! I'm getting ansy.

k, thanks

Aww your going to be an AUNT!!!!!!

PegaLega Posted: Aug 08, 2007 08:32 PM

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Posted by DNicholes

Dear House

Can you please cool off all on your own? b/c I'm dying of heat exhaustion in here and we don't have enough money for central air.

k, thanks!!

Dear Months

Can Sept. get here any sooner, not only is it my birthday month but my niece or nephew is coming and I want him/her to come NOW!! I'm getting ansy.

k, thanks

Devon how exciting!!!!

DNicholes Posted: Aug 08, 2007 08:35 PM

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Posted by PegaLega

Devon how exciting!!!!

I CANNOT WAIT!!!!! I was being very patient up until this past week lol.....I'm dying for the little guy or girl to come into my life!!!!

Becks526 Posted: Aug 08, 2007 09:37 PM

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Dear Upstairs Neighbor,
I know you're an old man who only looks like he weighs about 100 pounds, so why does it sound like there's a giant walking around? Please stop stomping around, especially at 2am.

-Downstairs Neighbor

Dear Stomach,
Please go back to your original position - there is no need to stick out and see what's happening. You're not missing anything.

Love,
Body

HamptonsBride Posted: Aug 08, 2007 10:22 PM

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Dear Buddy & Belle (my killer watchdogs)

Why must you two start barking like there is a murderer outside the house late at night only when your Daddy is away & it's just me home alone? You scare the crap out of me when you do this...and no, I really don't want to open the door to let you out, because if it is a murderer out there that you are barking at he'll get me!

Yes, your barking is very 'scarey' but when the killer sees you two little fluff balls he's just gonna laugh and kick you out of the way.
I know you both think you can kick some butt, but let's face it...you are just ankle biters.

Please only bark when i am truly in danger or you are gonna give me a heart attack. And stop doing it when i jump in the shower at night...i have visions of the movie 'Psycho' everytime!

PS. I guess watching 'Ghost Hunters' when Daddy is away isn't the best idea either, huh?

Love,
Your Mommy who's reaching for her .38

HamptonsBride Posted: Aug 08, 2007 10:24 PM

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Posted by PegaLega

Dear Parents with lots of children,

if you go to a restaurant and cant keep your kids @ss in a seat then go to F(*^&% chucky cheese! Im tired of your kid bumping into my friggin table and im tired of hearing you say 'if youdont seat im gonna...' and then you not doing it!

SIncerely,
The Biotch that has no kids but cant stand yours!!