Dear ___________;

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Posted by jaep129

Dear Mr. A,

Give me the job!!!! Dont make me interview and stree out! NOW NOW NOW.

xoxoxoxox,,
Jess

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Good luck!!

Dear people that I gave my resume to,

Do you have ANY idea how great an employee I'd be for you?? Not only am I overly qualified to teach at your school, but I'm also just pleasant to have around. And did you fail to notice how freakishly cute I looked when I came in the other day to meet you? You should have hired me right on the spot just for that reason alone

Of course if you decide not to give me an interview due to lack of hiring space, it will not be me who misses out. I'll find another school. It's you who will not have such a wonderful person like me to teach your students. And i saw some of the lazy women you already have working there, who would rather sit around than do actual work - good luck with that

Sincerely,

the amazing girl with an awesome resume, just waiting to be called

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Posted by SFAR89

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Posted by jaep129

Dear Mr. A,

Give me the job!!!! Dont make me interview and stree out! NOW NOW NOW.

xoxoxoxox,,
Jess

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Good luck!!

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Thanks so much!!! I will find out for sure if I get it by June 1st!!!!!!!!!!! Till then!

Dear Mailman..

Please deliver my wedding video today!!! I know its been sent out! Are you keeping it???

Sincerely,
Old Bride

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Posted by cherish83

Dear Mailman..

Please deliver my wedding video today!!! I know its been sent out! Are you keeping it???

Sincerely,
Old Bride

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lol Imagine...he is watching it in his apartment when he gets home from work.

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Posted by shcole08

I think the slow walkers should have there own lane on the sidewalk and there should be like a HOV lane or a fast lane.

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Slow people should stay to the right...is that so hard????

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Posted by SFAR89

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Posted by cherish83

Dear Mailman..

Please deliver my wedding video today!!! I know its been sent out! Are you keeping it???

Sincerely,
Old Bride

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lol Imagine...he is watching it in his apartment when he gets home from work.

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That would be really creepy!

Dear Sleep,

Why do you elude me so?? Why must you torture me with teases in the afternoon, only to be completely absent at night. These times of being up for over 24 hours must stop.

Sincerely,
Sleepy Girl

dear rest-of-my-thank-yous:

Please write and send yourselves out, knowing how much I detest and abhor writing you. Preferably within the next 2 weeks.
No hard feelings kay?

respectfully,
hate writing anything I'm forced to