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Dear ___________;

Kimbalina Posted:

Dear ___________;

Dear COACH:

Please stop!! I can't take it anymore.. all of your coupons, emails, and calls are making me lose my will power. I do not have the money to come in and buy a new BAG/WALLET/SUNGLASSES etc....

That is unless my DH wants my coupon.. after all my birthday is a month away!


Signed:

BROKE in MAY!
SFAR89 Posted:

Re: Dear ___________;

lol This totally reminds me of the White Castle 'Crave' commercials.

I can just hear the music in the background, Coach is calling you up, taunting you, seducing you...you know you want it....lol
SB7308 Posted:

Re: Dear ___________;

Dear Sun,
Where the F are you??????? Seriously, this is getting ridiculous already!! Burn the rain clouds and lets go!!!

Signed,
MsSickofRain
Kimbalina Posted:

Re: Dear ___________;


Posted by SFAR89

lol This totally reminds me of the White Castle 'Crave' commercials.

I can just hear the music in the background, Coach is calling you up, taunting you, seducing you...you know you want it....lol



I swear they are doing that to me!!! LOL
agraydc Posted:

Re: Dear ___________;

they are after me too.......

my only saving grace is am working so much now i dont have time to go look and i can not order a bag without holding it and trying it on first......
shcole08 Posted:

Re: Dear ___________;

Dear right knee,
I know the rain makes you upset but, please try to not make me in agony today. You made me stuck on the couch with a heating pad last night and that was not too fun. Please let me have one day that you wont hurt. Hook a girl up.
Kimbalina Posted:

Re: Dear ___________;


Posted by shcole08

Dear right knee,
I know the rain makes you upset but, please try to not make me in agony today. You made me stuck on the couch with a heating pad last night and that was not too fun. Please let me have one day that you wont hurt. Hook a girl up.




TommysWife08 Posted:

Re: Dear ___________;

dear suffolk county medicaid worker:

get your s*it together and learn how to do your job!! my client hasnt had medical coverage in 3 MONTHS and you are insisting on making my life HELLLLLLLLLLL while i try to fix YOUR MISTAKES

GO FCUK YOURSELF

signed,
your new best friend
Kimbalina Posted:

Re: Dear ___________;


Posted by TommysWife08

dear suffolk county medicaid worker:



GO FCUK YOURSELF

signed,
your new best friend




YIKES!!!!

You tell em!!!!
Future Mulligan Posted:

Re: Dear ___________;

Dear Lady at the Title Company,

Please call us back!!!! We are confused and want to get this house - we were told to speak with you today and I hate waiting.....

Signed,

Impatiently Waiting Since January
Jenn04 Posted:

Re: Dear ___________;

Dear Slow Walkers in NYC,

I dont understand why you walk so slow and take up the whole side walk. Dont you need to get to work, speed it up!!! Oh and you shouldnt get mad when I brush past you and accidently hit your bag!

Sincerely,

Fast walker
SFAR89 Posted:

Re: Dear ___________;


Posted by Jenn04

Dear Slow Walkers in NYC,

I dont understand why you walk so slow and take up the whole side walk. Dont you need to get to work, speed it up!!! Oh and you shouldnt get mad when I brush past you and accidently hit your bag!

Sincerely,

Fast walker



I HATEEE this. I also hate when a bunch of people make a 'wall' and they don't let anyone pass. And I also hate people who stand around and talk right in the middle of the sidewalk. I yelled at someone the other day for just standing there and not making room for people who want to pass. ! so rude!
SFAR89 Posted:

Re: Dear ___________;

Dear stomach,

Can you just feel full once? Just once please? I don't like to keep searching for food that will fill you up, just to satisfy the empty pit that is you, my stomach. I would like to eventually fit into a size 12, so please just help me out here? Can you also be happy with just a rice cake and some water for a few days?? Thankyouverymuch.

Your friend,

Sara
shcole08 Posted:

Re: Dear ___________;

I think the slow walkers should have there own lane on the sidewalk and there should be like a HOV lane or a fast lane.

SparkyandAng Posted:

Re: Dear ___________;


Posted by Kimbalina

Dear COACH:

Please stop!! I can't take it anymore.. all of your coupons, emails, and calls are making me lose my will power. I do not have the money to come in and buy a new BAG/WALLET/SUNGLASSES etc....

That is unless my DH wants my coupon.. after all my birthday is a month away!


Signed:

BROKE in MAY!



ah yes, my problem too! <>>

and I tried the 'can't I get a mothers day gift, I'm a Godmother twice' but it didn't seem to work.
SparkyandAng Posted:

Re: Dear ___________;

Dear LIW 08'ers

With this post i finally hit 6000!

Woo hoo, it's a happy day!

Sincerely,
Haven't been on LIW very much lately
RockysGirl Posted:

Re: Dear ___________;


Posted by SFAR89

Dear stomach,

Can you just feel full once? Just once please? I don't like to keep searching for food that will fill you up, just to satisfy the empty pit that is you, my stomach. I would like to eventually fit into a size 12, so please just help me out here? Can you also be happy with just a rice cake and some water for a few days?? Thankyouverymuch.

Your friend,

Sara



I'm going to forward this letter to my stomach as well. Eating until I'm full only leaves me with a tummy ache So I'm either hungry or nauseous ALL THE TIME!
SB7308 Posted:

Re: Dear ___________;


Posted by SparkyandAng

Dear LIW 08'ers

With this post i finally hit 6000!

Woo hoo, it's a happy day!

Sincerely,
Haven't been on LIW very much lately


LnF0405 Posted:

Re: Dear ___________;

Dear slow seniors in florida:

I know you dont have nothing better to do than to go around to golf or something in that line but I cant get to work on time if you are driving 10 m/h.. Remember not everyone is retired.

Sincerily,
the pissed off girl in the car behind you.
jaep129 Posted:

Re: Dear ___________;

Dear Mr. A,

Give me the job!!!! Dont make me interview and stree out! NOW NOW NOW.

xoxoxoxox,,
Jess

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