Dear____________

Dear Stupid, stupid people I work with (especially my boss!!!!),

Why do you make decisions without consulting me??? Especially when I am the person who has to advise on these issues!

From,
Your very annoyed co-worker/ employee

DEAR FRIGIDLY FREEZING COLD WEATHER,

WARM UP NOW. The icicles forming at the tip of my nose are beginning to annoy me. Yes Already. I know its only Dec. & we have a few more months of this, but really, we had the worst summer ever so cant we negotiate something???

Thank you,

A person who is beginning to resemble Jack Frost!

B!tch at the bank......you have had our appraisal for over two weeks and it is the only thing that is holding up our clear to close.....look at it and let us have a merry christmas.....otherwise you will get p@@p on your doorstep!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,
Someone who really wants to close on their first home.

Dear Boss,

I know you have a million things to do but I have sent you 15 emails asking for a number I need to submit my expenses and you have not even responded. . I spent 1500 on this project and you may have that cash floating around but I DONT!! I really need to put in my report so i can get reimbursed! UGHHHHHHHHHHH


Your underpaid employee who wants her money back!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOO i got one!

Dear woman who screamed out from the audience,

Just because you over tanned yourself so much that you look like your 50 years older than you are... Doesnt give you the right to scream out 'Come on LITTLE GIRL speak louder'

So, thanks...for making me realize my backbone is awesome ...cause u made my principal realize im not taking anyones bs!!

Sincerely,
Your sons teacher...mrs 'bltcholari'

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Posted by PoppedInASnap

OOOOOOOOOOOOO i got one!

Dear woman who screamed out from the audience,

Just because you over tanned yourself so much that you look like your 50 years older than you are... Doesnt give you the right to scream out 'Come on LITTLE GIRL speak louder'

So, thanks...for making me realize my backbone is awesome ...cause u made my principal realize im not taking anyones bs!!

Sincerely,
Your sons teacher...mrs 'bltcholari'

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biatch!!!

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Dear Best Buy,

I really want my TV and think its messed up that ever since I ordered the TV on THANKSGIVING it said Dec 16th!! I would have at least appreciated a call concidering i had my poor mother take the day off work to sit home all day and wait for the thing to arrive!! Jan 5th is not ok!!!

From
an ANGRY customer!!

Dear Ovaries/Uterus/Anyone who will listen,

We want a baby in my belly by the New Year! So get your sh** together and figure it out.

Thank you,
The Woman Who You Live In

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Posted by MoochsWifey

Dear Ovaries/Uterus/Anyone who will listen,

We want a baby in my belly by the New Year! So get your sh** together and figure it out.

Thank you,
The Woman Who You Live In

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sending those positive vibes for you!!!!

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Posted by LadyDuda81509

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Posted by MoochsWifey

Dear Ovaries/Uterus/Anyone who will listen,

We want a baby in my belly by the New Year! So get your sh** together and figure it out.

Thank you,
The Woman Who You Live In

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sending those positive vibes for you!!!!

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Thank you!!!!!!!

Dear all residents of this home,

Husband... pick up your $hit! When I get annoyed that you can mess up every room in this house in the twenty minutes you are awake every morning telling me I must be pregnant again because I'm hormonal is not the correct response!

Dog...you know you don't belong on the bed and I shouldn't have to close the bedroom door each time I'm not home. I did not appreciate changing the sheets and comforter at midnight because you wanted to cuddle with my pillows. We gave you a whole couch to yourself and yet you are always on ours

Love,
She who loves and cleans up after you both

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Posted by MoochsWifey

Dear Ovaries/Uterus/Anyone who will listen,

We want a baby in my belly by the New Year! So get your sh** together and figure it out.

Thank you,
The Woman Who You Live In

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I think it's your month...I've been meaning to tell you that!

Dear retarded computer,

Thank you soooo much for ever generously switching the page on me after typing out a huge dear _____ letter just now... Yes, I know I should have copied the book that i wrote just in case... but really? could you have some sympathy here....



As I was saying....

Dear people who like to send us xmas cards,

While you probably think it's cute to send the new homeowners xmas cards to their new address, we do not.... We appreciate the gesture, but now feel obligated to run out and get xmas cards to send back... On top of the other 1000 things we are doing since we JUST moved in on the 4th.... We know what you're going to say 'Oh you dont have to send any back... we understand' Really, do you? We were about to be lynched for the imfamous TY's that took all of 3 months to be sent out... Why would an xmas card be any different...

Sincerly,
Newly wed, 1st time homeowners who have too much on their plate as it is...

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Posted by FuTuRe MrS MaZz

Dear retarded computer,

Thank you soooo much for ever generously switching the page on me after typing out a huge dear _____ letter just now... Yes, I know I should have copied the book that i wrote just in case... but really? could you have some sympathy here....



As I was saying....

Dear people who like to send us xmas cards,

While you probably think it's cute to send the new homeowners xmas cards to their new address, we do not.... We appreciate the gesture, but now feel obligated to run out and get xmas cards to send back... On top of the other 1000 things we are doing since we JUST moved in on the 4th.... We know what you're going to say 'Oh you dont have to send any back... we understand' Really, do you? We were about to be lynched for the imfamous TY's that took all of 3 months to be sent out... Why would an xmas card be any different...

Sincerly,
Newly wed, 1st time homeowners who have too much on their plate as it is...

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We've already gotten Christmas cards from a bunch of people and I made up my mind a while ago that I wasn't doing cards this year... we just finally finished all of our TYs too so people can just be mad at us if they want to be.

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Posted by chicky724

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Posted by FuTuRe MrS MaZz

Dear retarded computer,

Thank you soooo much for ever generously switching the page on me after typing out a huge dear _____ letter just now... Yes, I know I should have copied the book that i wrote just in case... but really? could you have some sympathy here....



As I was saying....

Dear people who like to send us xmas cards,

While you probably think it's cute to send the new homeowners xmas cards to their new address, we do not.... We appreciate the gesture, but now feel obligated to run out and get xmas cards to send back... On top of the other 1000 things we are doing since we JUST moved in on the 4th.... We know what you're going to say 'Oh you dont have to send any back... we understand' Really, do you? We were about to be lynched for the imfamous TY's that took all of 3 months to be sent out... Why would an xmas card be any different...

Sincerly,
Newly wed, 1st time homeowners who have too much on their plate as it is...

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We've already gotten Christmas cards from a bunch of people and I made up my mind a while ago that I wasn't doing cards this year... we just finally finished all of our TYs too so people can just be mad at us if they want to be.

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I decided not to send thank you cards and xmas cards within a few weeks of each other also. We have gotten a few now and I feel guilty.

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Posted by MoochsWifey

Dear Ovaries/Uterus/Anyone who will listen,

We want a baby in my belly by the New Year! So get your sh** together and figure it out.

Thank you,
The Woman Who You Live In

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GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!! Hoping for you.

Dear Aesop,

I hate your system. Why is it that when I actually find sub jobs they are gone by the time I click on them. I feel like all I do is sit around refreshing my browser in hopes someone will actually call in sick. Not to mention the getting up at 5:30am and getting ready only to sit on my bed watching bad morning television and refreshing my browser. Then inevitably whenever you actually call me I am not near the phone. But my favorite is the 5am calls that wake up the puppy only to say, 'we're sorry, the position we were calling about has been filled.'

Thank you,

Annoyed wish I could sub a day and make some money housewife.

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Posted by MoochsWifey

Dear Ovaries/Uterus/Anyone who will listen,

We want a baby in my belly by the New Year! So get your sh** together and figure it out.

Thank you,
The Woman Who You Live In

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hahahahaha...me too!!!

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Posted by nraboni

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Posted by MoochsWifey

Dear Ovaries/Uterus/Anyone who will listen,

We want a baby in my belly by the New Year! So get your sh** together and figure it out.

Thank you,
The Woman Who You Live In

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hahahahaha...me too!!!

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and me!