Dear coworkers who can't read the COPIER IS BROKEN sign

Just because the copy machine is by our offices..it doesn't mean we know how to fix it. Apparently you haven't seen Mr. Xerox himself here for the past 3 weeks. Not my fault. Just because you don't read the sign with big bold letters before you go to copy--is not my problem.

DO NOT come to me because the paper is jammed. Do not come to me to ask if its broken. Do not come to me to ask me to help you because I won't. I have my own work to get done thank you very much. Suck it up. Go downstairs and make copies. If that one is broken too, then I guess we're shiiiiit outta luck!

Sounds like where I work. No matter how big someone makes the sign they still can' read it. Then complain that it won't turn on (Duh it is because they unplugged it. ) or the paper is not feeding.

im bumping this because now that the copier is fixed..everytime people don't know what to do wtih it, they ask me.

I HAVE NO CLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEEEEE