Dear Hubby . . . share your vent!

Dear David...

i just want to thank you for all that you have been doing for me since i have been having the worst morning sickness.. you are so sweet to go out and get me what i crave!!

Love De

( i really cant vent about him.. he has done so much for me lately! )

im sure there will be something that will piss me off and im sure i will post..

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Posted by MJDoc12

Dear DH

Yes I know it was my horrendously terrible idea to suggest we get Netflix dvds -- since you were always going to blockbuster to rent movies. However I did not realize it would be the end of me---since now that you have an unlimited amount of movies per month---you seem to believe that every single effing action/horror/suspense/comedy/martial arts film of all time NEEDS to be viewed by you. No--I have zero interest in watching YET ANOTHER movie---I actually enjoy watching a regular tv show. Unfortunately you do not---you believe that if we don't immediately watch all 3-at-a-time netflix movies in one day and return them asap--we are not getting our moneys worth. Movies like 'the hills have eyes 2, hostel II, saw III, are we done yet?, kickin' it old school, etc' do not interest me. as a matter of fact, I'm almost positive that I lose intelligence watching them.

Stop getting pisssed off at me and pouting like a fuking kid cause I roll my eyes each time you ask me 'wanna watch a movie babe?' and i respond with 'no'. we have a dvd player in the laptop for this reason--go into the bedroom and watch your stupid asss movies there.

Thank you
Your hot wife

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Wow that sounds like us same movies etc lmao

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stayed home today because I was ill. That being said should have been enough of a hint I was not interested in dealing or hearing about your morning wood. Next time this happens my hands and arms will be flinging into said hard objects without forwarning.

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Posted by gemmifer

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stayed home today because I was ill. That being said should have been enough of a hint I was not interested in dealing or hearing about your morning wood. Next time this happens my hands and arms will be flinging into said hard objects without forwarning.

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Girls I LOVE this thread. keep it going.

I know its 2 in one day but I think Im going to kick him...

Dear my lovely DH,
I understand you have a cold...yes just a cold...and I know this not because I am a mom and think I know these things as you just stated but because I am the nurse at your doctors office ...I did your tests and handled your blood work you are absolutely FINE you have a damn cold and no not a bad one just a cold...please stop listenin to the insane women you work with who says you must have pneumonia and you need to be home and not at work .,....you have already taken 4 days off for said cold ...please go to work and stay there you do not have pneumonia how do i know this ....the chest x ray was negative and you are better then you were ...and you dont even have a cough


thank you for letting me get that out ....

your caring and pamperin ( for the first few days )
wife

Dear Husband,

If you don't start putting your dishes away I may have to kill you. On the counter next to the sink is not acceptable!

Also, the bathroom floor is not a place for towels. And take your fuucking hair out of the shower drain.

I am your wife, not your maid. Hire one if you expect to be cleaned up after. I know you can't ask your mom because she doesn't clean her own damn house (seperate vent entirely!)

Love,

Your Wifey

Dear Hubby,

It drives me absolutely crazy that you ALWAYS leave your keys in the door when you come into the house. It also drives me crazy that you put your coat on the chair in the kitchen instead of the hall closet which is closer than the chair!! GRRRR!!

Thanks for the vent!!

Love,

Your darling wife

Dear Brian,

CLEAN the f*ck up after yourself!! I am your wife, NOT your god damnn maid!!!! Stop leaving your coke cans everywhere and put your dirty clothes in the freakin laundry bags!!! If this does not happen soon, you will not be getting ANY sex!!

Marie

i am laughing OUT LOUD at this thread.. soo funny .. soo soo funny


here's mine

Dear Hubby,

if we are going to pay a trainer for ur new 'lifestyle change' and 'get fit in '08' mission, it is probably best if u didn't eat spare ribs and fried chicken for breakfast when u come home from the gym.. also.. if u'r going to have a bagel for breakfast, a cheesteak for lunch and then pasta for dinner, i think we should prob chuck the trainer since u'r just counter acting his efffects..

also,i truly do appreciate you going to the supermarket for me, since u WORK there anyway, but when u go to the supermarket please don't buy stuff just because it's on sale. we really didn't need 7 packages of croutons.

thank you..

love,
u'r loving wife..

i have another one.. sorry but i really need to type this one out

dear hubby,

we both know i use the computer at night and u watch television, but it's important for u to remember that the internet does not have commercials.. jsut because u'r show is on commercial break does not mean i want to engage in 1.5 minutes of totally random conversation just o keep u busy till your show comes back on.

it's really annoying.. so let me repeat this again. the internet doesn't have commercial breaks.

thank you


u'r wife..

Dear Hubby,

Ok, so you finally started putting your dishes IN the sink instead of leaving them NEXT TO the sink. Good job! Now, can I ask that you take it one step further and run the faucet for a few seconds to rinse them off so that I don't get stuck trying to scrape the dried on food remains off of them? Thanks, that would be great. Even better would be if you rinsed them and put them in the dishwasher, which in case you didn't know, is right next to the sink.

Also, when you're heating up leftovers in the microwave, please don't ask me how long you should heat it for and then get annoyed when I say I'm not sure. I'm your wife, not a meat thermometer.

And finally, your dirty clothes don't belong on the bedroom floor. Your clean clothes don't belong on the bedroom floor. When you throw your dirty and clean clothes in a pile on the bedroom floor, it makes me have to do twice as much laundry because now I don't know which clothes are clean and which are dirty.

I'll stop writing now because I have to go do TWO loads of laundry and scrape the cr@p out of the dishes in the sink.

Looooooove you,

Your wifey (NOT your maid )

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Posted by kellybean

Dear DH,
Though I think its absolutely adorable that you joke around alot could you please refreain from starting nerf gun wars with the kids in the house at bed time that means no one setlles down for at least an hour on a night when I just worked for 12 hours ?????????

Love your very grateful for you being an awesome step parent DW

PS- The nose strips to help your snoring would work much better on your nose and not in the cabinet and would probaly help with my morning crankiness you point out !!!

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omg my dh is the same way/... he gets my son all riled up right before bed time.

makes me

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Posted by iwannabmrsD

i have another one.. sorry but i really need to type this one out

dear hubby,

we both know i use the computer at night and u watch television, but it's important for u to remember that the internet does not have commercials.. jsut because u'r show is on commercial break does not mean i want to engage in 1.5 minutes of totally random conversation just o keep u busy till your show comes back on.

it's really annoying.. so let me repeat this again. the internet doesn't have commercial breaks.

thank you


u'r wife..

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HAH this is my husband all over....

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Posted by luvabul

Dear Hubby,

Just because we are married does mean that i magically know or remember where you last left your car keys, wallet, belt, cell phone etc . . .

i am your wife, not a psychic!

Thanks!


(vent over)

whose NEXT ?!

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DH could say this exact thing about me!!!!!

THese are all fantastic! esp. the porn ones...amazing how our DHs are all very similiar!