Dear...... (May I start one today?)

Dear School Districts:

Either give me a sub job or take me off your lists, but stop making me wake up every morning at 5am in the hopes I might actually get to make some money today, only to disappoint me and my bank account.

Sincerely,

Frustrated Substitute Teacher (or more so a stay at home wife)

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Posted by NikkiR515

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Posted by Jenth

Dear Photog,

I remember the first day we met. I was just a curious bride at a bridal show and you... a confident artist ready to steal my heart and impress me with your potential. When I came to visit you it was a done deal. Your work made me cry. I knew that I had found the one, the one who will capture the memories of the best day of my life.

But.......I was wrong

My poor poor poor DH has no pics to remind him of the memories he shared with his brothers, father, and best friends before the wedding. They dressed him, shared toasts, acted silly, and had other special moments.

Please find my pictures...or do SOMETHING to make it up to me...just stop ignoring me!! Your poor assistant is going to quit because of me!!

Sincerely,
A very disappointed client

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That's horrible! I am so sorry!

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Thank you.....Im miserable about it

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Posted by NikkiR515

Dear Lower Back, a$$ and Right Leg,

I can't take it anymore!!!! 3 weeks of pain and it is only gets worse and worse by the day! Don't you know that I have to find a new doctor and wont be able to get you checked out for a while??? I don't know if I have a hieniated disc or what but the shooting throbbing pain has GOT to stop.

Thank you,
Me, you know, the one who needs to be rubbed down with Icy Hot by DH on a nightly basis like a 80 yr old woman!

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You sound EXACTLY like me.... except add in my right hip and groin.

I am going for 2 MRI's this week.. i think you should too

Dear Dishes,

Please go do yourselves. I like cooking but I'm so sick of cleaning you every day. Especially the pots and pans.

Thanks!

Love,

the fat girl who cooks to much

Dear Airlines:

Why do you have to turn a 2½ hour trip into 6 hours and 45 minutes because you have ZERO direct flights to where I need to be at the time I want to go.

Oh and why we're at it - THANKS for not having a bereavement fare. I love the fact that I got penalized because I didn't plan to attend a funeral with enough advance notice!

Signed -

a weary traveler sitting at the airport waiting for yet another plane.....

Dear Bed,

6.5 hours until we can reunite. Looking forward to it.

Love,

Your faithful owner

Dear Brain,
Is it possible that you can allow me to actually sleep at night like a normal person and not keep me up all night. I am exhausted and cannot function properly due to chronic lack of sleep!

XOXO
Your very cranky owner

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Posted by JennyAPH

Dear Bed,

6.5 hours until we can reunite. Looking forward to it.

Love,

Your faithful owner

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ooo i got another


Dear FIL

Thanks for knocking out my neighbors mailbox, 5 days of living here. They are going to hate us for REAL this time.

no love from your DIL
Colleen

dear willpower,

please come back.

fondly,
danielle

Dear ladies I interviewed with,

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE call me and let me know if I got the job promotion or not. I'm dying over here.
You know I'm your top candidate, is it so hard to call me and offer the position?

xoxo,
Jen

Dear new treadmill,


I'll never get skinny with you being stuck in BIL's apartment until we can figure out a way to get you upstairs. It would be great if you could float on up here tonight. Thanks!

The fatty upstairs

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Posted by springsandra

Dear Dishes,

Please go do yourselves. I like cooking but I'm so sick of cleaning you every day. Especially the pots and pans.

Thanks!

Love,

the fat girl who cooks to much

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AMEN SISTER!!!! You took it right out of my mouth. I prepared dinner in about 20 minutes, and it took me about double that to clean up afterwards!

Dear Tax Season:

IM OVER YOU & ITS ONLY JUST BEGUN! Ugh.

Respectfully,

Your slave to the IRS!!!!

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Posted by coldasice217

AMEN SISTER!!!! You took it right out of my mouth. I prepared dinner in about 20 minutes, and it took me about double that to clean up afterwards!

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Glad to hear I'm not alone!

I did finally do them a few hours ago.

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Posted by Jenth

Dear Photog,

I remember the first day we met. I was just a curious bride at a bridal show and you... a confident artist ready to steal my heart and impress me with your potential. When I came to visit you it was a done deal. Your work made me cry. I knew that I had found the one, the one who will capture the memories of the best day of my life.

But.......I was wrong

My poor poor poor DH has no pics to remind him of the memories he shared with his brothers, father, and best friends before the wedding. They dressed him, shared toasts, acted silly, and had other special moments.

Please find my pictures...or do SOMETHING to make it up to me...just stop ignoring me!! Your poor assistant is going to quit because of me!!

Sincerely,
A very disappointed client

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That stinks. Photographer please find her pictures