Dear...... (May I start one today?)

Dear Baby,

Please stop pushing on my bladder... I fear laughing too hard lately incase of an accident

Sincerely,
Still-in-shock-mommy to be

Dear darling hubby

i know you have nagged on me to clean up after myself for the last 3 years, but i would TRUELY appreciate that after you make your coffee you dont leave coffee stains on the counter...considering i dont drink coffee, you can't blame me for doing it

your lovely over-nighted housewife

Dear body,
I know you are mad at me for being on BC for 10 years and that is why you are giving me all these pregnancy symptoms. But come on! Either make AF show her ugly face or have a HPT be positive! I just want my boobs to stop hurting, my honey nut cheerios to taste normal, and to have a period like a normal (almost) 30 year old womenl!
Thanks,
The person that belongs to this body

Dear titties,

STOP HURTING.

Love,
Someone who can barely remember what it's like to go braless at home!

Dear DH,

Ive been driving to work with you at 6:00 in the morning everday because your car has been broke, and actually dont mind it so much cuz i enjoy leaving work early. but please dont give me a tiny bit of a tude and give me the 'we need to leave earlier cuz i cant get to work this late' when you were the one that stayed up to watch the DVR'ed Teen Mom reunion with me, and woke up late!! Thanks! Its not my fault that as much as you make fun of me for watching Teen mom you secretly love it too!!

Love,
Your wife who got up on time today despite going to bed late!

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Posted by julesrbf

Dear titties,

STOP HURTING.

Love,
Someone who can barely remember what it's like to go braless at home!

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HAHAHAHA!!

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Posted by julesrbf

Dear titties,

STOP HURTING.

Love,
Someone who can barely remember what it's like to go braless at home!

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We can’t say s*cks but we can say titties???

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Posted by GT143EA

Dear body,
I know you are mad at me for being on BC for 10 years and that is why you are giving me all these pregnancy symptoms. But come on! Either make AF show her ugly face or have a HPT be positive! I just want my boobs to stop hurting, my honey nut cheerios to taste normal, and to have a period like a normal (almost) 30 year old womenl!
Thanks,
The person that belongs to this body

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OMG gail, if we both have boys were going to have to go to build a bear and make little electrician dad bears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear truck drivers/bus drivers/old men with hats/any other vehicles moving more than 10 mph under the speed limit in the left hand lane,

MOVE OVER!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,
Driver who has lost 10 years of her life due to road rage

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Posted by PoppedInASnap

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Posted by GT143EA

Dear body,
I know you are mad at me for being on BC for 10 years and that is why you are giving me all these pregnancy symptoms. But come on! Either make AF show her ugly face or have a HPT be positive! I just want my boobs to stop hurting, my honey nut cheerios to taste normal, and to have a period like a normal (almost) 30 year old womenl!
Thanks,
The person that belongs to this body

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OMG gail, if we both have boys were going to have to go to build a bear and make little electrician dad bears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Looks like im not having a baby anytime soon All 3 HPT Ive taken in the past week are all negative. Buuuuuuuuut that would be so freakin' cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by GT143EA

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Posted by PoppedInASnap

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Posted by GT143EA

Dear body,
I know you are mad at me for being on BC for 10 years and that is why you are giving me all these pregnancy symptoms. But come on! Either make AF show her ugly face or have a HPT be positive! I just want my boobs to stop hurting, my honey nut cheerios to taste normal, and to have a period like a normal (almost) 30 year old womenl!
Thanks,
The person that belongs to this body

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OMG gail, if we both have boys were going to have to go to build a bear and make little electrician dad bears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Looks like im not having a baby anytime soon All 3 HPT Ive taken in the past week are all negative. Buuuuuuuuut that would be so freakin' cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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next month!
and do it every day

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Posted by PoppedInASnap

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Posted by GT143EA

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Posted by PoppedInASnap

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Posted by GT143EA

Dear body,
I know you are mad at me for being on BC for 10 years and that is why you are giving me all these pregnancy symptoms. But come on! Either make AF show her ugly face or have a HPT be positive! I just want my boobs to stop hurting, my honey nut cheerios to taste normal, and to have a period like a normal (almost) 30 year old womenl!
Thanks,
The person that belongs to this body

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OMG gail, if we both have boys were going to have to go to build a bear and make little electrician dad bears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Looks like im not having a baby anytime soon All 3 HPT Ive taken in the past week are all negative. Buuuuuuuuut that would be so freakin' cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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next month!
and do it every day

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I just got off bcp after 10 years and my body is insane!!! I wish i had never gone on it!

dear legs,
i'm sorry i abused you at thy gym last night. i know it's all my fault for my love affair with food in the past, BUT it's for your own good. please stop hurting and let me walk to the kitchen to get the advil. i'm too weak to crawl...
love,
the rest of your body

ps- yes, we're still going to do upper body tonight, so deal with it.

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Posted by chicky724

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Posted by julesrbf

Dear titties,

STOP HURTING.

Love,
Someone who can barely remember what it's like to go braless at home!

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We can’t say s*cks but we can say titties???

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Apparently! I was wondering about that but there's the proof!

Dear Hips,

I am sorry your carrying around the extra weight of , and my expanded fat arse. However, do you think you could stop hurting so much. That would be awesome.

Thanks

The 21 week preggo lady who feels like she is 90 years old today.

Dear Lower Back, a$$ and Right Leg,

I can't take it anymore!!!! 3 weeks of pain and it is only gets worse and worse by the day! Don't you know that I have to find a new doctor and wont be able to get you checked out for a while??? I don't know if I have a hieniated disc or what but the shooting throbbing pain has GOT to stop.

Thank you,
Me, you know, the one who needs to be rubbed down with Icy Hot by DH on a nightly basis like a 80 yr old woman!

Dear co-worker:

I realize you have been on this project longer than I have and I just started last week. However, we have the same position/title at work. Please stop acting liking my supervisor and being so rude. It is not necessary. No one put you in charge.

Sincerely,

Unhappy co-worker

dear mother nature....

stop being a biotch and making it snow on sat..i want to go eat a cheeseburger and drink a shake

love gina

Dear Photog,

I remember the first day we met. I was just a curious bride at a bridal show and you... a confident artist ready to steal my heart and impress me with your potential. When I came to visit you it was a done deal. Your work made me cry. I knew that I had found the one, the one who will capture the memories of the best day of my life.

But.......I was wrong

My poor poor poor DH has no pics to remind him of the memories he shared with his brothers, father, and best friends before the wedding. They dressed him, shared toasts, acted silly, and had other special moments.

Please find my pictures...or do SOMETHING to make it up to me...just stop ignoring me!! Your poor assistant is going to quit because of me!!

Sincerely,
A very disappointed client

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Posted by Jenth

Dear Photog,

I remember the first day we met. I was just a curious bride at a bridal show and you... a confident artist ready to steal my heart and impress me with your potential. When I came to visit you it was a done deal. Your work made me cry. I knew that I had found the one, the one who will capture the memories of the best day of my life.

But.......I was wrong

My poor poor poor DH has no pics to remind him of the memories he shared with his brothers, father, and best friends before the wedding. They dressed him, shared toasts, acted silly, and had other special moments.

Please find my pictures...or do SOMETHING to make it up to me...just stop ignoring me!! Your poor assistant is going to quit because of me!!

Sincerely,
A very disappointed client

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That's horrible! I am so sorry!