DH bodily functions

ARE ANNOYING ME TOO MUCH!!!
We dated for 6 years before we got married, and he never burped or snored.....
I dont know what to feel...everytime i complain he tells me 'its natural' W T *F save me someone!

yeah dude ... my DH is letting them come out way more.

My DH just let one rip as I was reading this- good times!!