Dumb things our husbands say.

Neel was going to go to BBB today on his break to get us a new trash can for the kitchen. We were talking about what type we would need last night...size, shape, ONE THAT THE CATS CANNOT GET INTO , etc. etc. etc.

Me: 'Don't forget to bring one of our coupons'

He goes to get one from the kitchen.

Stands there looking at it.

Neel: 'So...I tell them...I want 20% off?'

Me: 'No, tell them you want 50% off but give them the 20% off coupon and see what happens.'


Double you. Tee. Eff.

guys are so stupid sometimes .... but for some reason, we love them anyhow

I've had a STD on the fridge for over 2 weeks now...blond haired couple. DH looks at it last night and questions me as to who Melissa is - he thought it was Marie's STD for TWOTY.

Meanwhile, he's met Marie and Anthony - neither of which have blond hair or look anything similar to the STD on the fridge.

THAT JUST MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD TO THE POINT THAT IT MADE MY CRAMPS GO AWAY FOR A FEW SECONDS

YOU GO NEEL

Well Im not going to Barb's house for dinner.

She has herpes or chlamydia on her fridge.

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Posted by barbtony

I've had a STD on the fridge for over 2 weeks now...blond haired couple. DH looks at it last night and questions me as to who Melissa is - he thought it was Marie's STD for TWOTY.

Meanwhile, he's met Marie and Anthony - neither of which have blond hair or look anything similar to the STD on the fridge.

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Posted by flibbertigibbet

Well Im not going to Barb's house for dinner.

She has herpes or chlamydia on her fridge.

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Do you know I had to read this twice to figure out what you were talking about????