first FUNNIES of the year 1/3/11 (on a new board)

Anyone got an idea what kind of theme this is? ‘Cuz I ain’t got a clue. I mean, they look happy, and they’re color coordinated, so they’ve got that going for them. The bride is pretty adorable. But what are they dressed as?!























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While taking a laxative before a night of deep sleep might be dangerous, it is also not advised to do so before a night of sex. #LFMF
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If your wife was complaining about standing on one of your young son's lego blocks, do not tell her to 'man up'. She will put lego blocks beside your bed that night and it will hurt in the morning. #LFMF
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If you need some moisturiser for a rash on your face, do not pick a random lotion from your wife's endless collection without consulting her. You will pick the only lotion that includes selftanner and she will laugh at you. So will your colleagues. #LFMF
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Today, I rode a bike for the first time in 10 years. Into a bus. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
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Today, my fiancé suggested we bring his elderly mother with us on our honeymoon. FML
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Today, I got into a nasty fight, and ended up leaving with a black eye. The fight was with a champagne bottle cork. I was opening the bottle to celebrate the New Year, at home, alone. FMLToday, I got into a nasty fight, and ended up leaving with a black eye. The fight was with a champagne bottle cork. I was opening the bottle to celebrate the New Year, at home, alone. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to 'baptize' my cat in the jungle juice
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
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He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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HAPPY NEW YEARS!

Re: first FUNNIES of the year 1/3/11 (on a new board)

eta: I showed DH and then he said, 'I'll show you what that is...' and proceeded to let a long, nasty one rip, while giggling of course

Re: first FUNNIES of the year 1/3/11 (on a new board)

is the iPhone's autocorrect really that bad?? LMAO!