Funny but Annoying Story!

So I was just in the shower when my dog, Marshall, just would not stop barking. I hopped out of the shower to see what the heck was going on, and I figured I'd be safe since the blinds were closed, right? A little girl was sticking her hands through the mail slot of my door trying to pet my dog!!!!!!!!!!! when she wasn't succeeding, she OPENED MY DOOR. so there i stood, naked, with a barking dog and a little girl i've never seen before in my life.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't even know where to START!!!!

That is classic!



I probably would've died and tell the little girls parents they should not let their daughter walk into stranger's homes!

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Posted by SoontobeGallagher

That is classic!



I probably would've died and tell the little girls parents they should not let their daughter walk into stranger's homes!

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i found her parents a little bit later! i didn't want this girl to go around and say 'yeah i was at some naked girl's house hanging out' .

I mean, wow, I'm really sorry...

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Posted by Clover23

omg, what the f?????????? that is the most random thing i've ever heard!

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i know. only yours truly would have a story like that.

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Posted by miamimerger

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Posted by Clover23

omg, what the f?????????? that is the most random thing i've ever heard!

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i know. only yours truly would have a story like that.

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i am still laughing just picturing how ridiculous it must have been seeing a tiny hand through your mail slot!

what?!?! that is crazy! not that your dog is mean, but what if your dog saw a hand coming thru the slot and bit it!?!?!

lol kinda funny tho she saw you naked tho!

where were her parents...no where to be found i bet!

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Posted by LadyDuda81509

what?!?! that is crazy! not that your dog is mean, but what if your dog saw a hand coming thru the slot and bit it!?!?!

lol kinda funny tho she saw you naked tho!

where were her parents...no where to be found i bet!

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i know! my dog has never bitten anyone, but let's face it--you never know what an animal will do. she left a small chair by my front door (i guess she was on a stake-out for my dog), so i knew she would be back. when she came back, i saw where her parents were and immediately told them what happened. they were really nice about it but i hope this girl doesn't do it again!

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Posted by miamimerger

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Posted by LadyDuda81509

what?!?! that is crazy! not that your dog is mean, but what if your dog saw a hand coming thru the slot and bit it!?!?!

lol kinda funny tho she saw you naked tho!

where were her parents...no where to be found i bet!

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i know! my dog has never bitten anyone, but let's face it--you never know what an animal will do. she left a small chair by my front door (i guess she was on a stake-out for my dog), so i knew she would be back. when she came back, i saw where her parents were and immediately told them what happened. they were really nice about it but i hope this girl doesn't do it again!

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omg thats hilarious im so sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and a stakeout???? LOLLLL

OMG Thats hysterical!

That's pretty funny.

Where were this girl's parents?!

ETA: Just saw about the parents- geez, they are LUCKY your dog and YOU are both nice! That's insane!!

BAHAHAHAHAA!!! DYING!!!!

freakin hysterical