FUNNY STORY!

Okay, so a little background info.

Moving into the new place back in August and I see a girl who is also moving. I ask her, 'moving in or moving out' and she says, 'moving out.' She asked where I was moving and I told her, and she says, 'GOOD LUCK! ' And now I'm kinda freaking out because I'm in CA all alone (Steve was driving our car across the country) and the girl says, 'Oh well the french woman who lives downstairs from you is a TOTAL PSYCHO. Good luck with that' And she leaves.

Fast forward to yesterday.

Steve and I are walking downstairs and see the 'crazy french lady' outside of our place.

She says (pretend I'm telling this story with a horrible french accent): 'Did I wake you zis morning?'

Me: Umm, no. Why?

Crazy french lady: Oh I'm so sorry. I was shaving my poosay (p*ssy with french accent!) and I thought maybe it woke you up.

Me: A cross between and and

Crazy french lady: Oh yes, my cat... she has zee fleas, so I must shave 'er.

Steve and I just about DIED from laughter when we walked away....