GO AWAY!!!!
I HATE the guy who waters plants in our office. When I see him, I am instantly annoyed.
#1 - My office is DEAD quiet. It is about the most serious place on the face of the planet. So here mhe comes. And his cart squeaks. It drives me bonkers. And he walks SO SLOW with his squeaky little cart.
2 - he usually has his headphones BLARING rap music. And you can hear every word. And no, its not child friendly rap. Once again - my office is practically a library.
3 - if he's not listening to music, he's on the phone. Shouting. Yelling. About nothing. And he has an obnoxious (read: unprofessional) ring. Its some hip hop stuff. Why does this bother me so much? Go back to #1
4 - he has NO REGARD for the water that he is splashing all over the place, including my desk. Does he not see the 47 wires on my desk? I am practically sitting on a freaking power line over here & this guy is giving me a shower. Thanks for that. I love electrocution.
5 - he fills up his watering cans in the ladies room. Why? I have no idea. Use the kitchen. Use the MEN'S room. Get out of the ladies room. You freak.
Grrrr.... get this guy away from my before I bury his face in the ficus & stick a cactus up his a$$.
#1 - My office is DEAD quiet. It is about the most serious place on the face of the planet. So here mhe comes. And his cart squeaks. It drives me bonkers. And he walks SO SLOW with his squeaky little cart.
2 - he usually has his headphones BLARING rap music. And you can hear every word. And no, its not child friendly rap. Once again - my office is practically a library.
3 - if he's not listening to music, he's on the phone. Shouting. Yelling. About nothing. And he has an obnoxious (read: unprofessional) ring. Its some hip hop stuff. Why does this bother me so much? Go back to #1
4 - he has NO REGARD for the water that he is splashing all over the place, including my desk. Does he not see the 47 wires on my desk? I am practically sitting on a freaking power line over here & this guy is giving me a shower. Thanks for that. I love electrocution.
5 - he fills up his watering cans in the ladies room. Why? I have no idea. Use the kitchen. Use the MEN'S room. Get out of the ladies room. You freak.
Grrrr.... get this guy away from my before I bury his face in the ficus & stick a cactus up his a$$.
