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Go stick it in the Electrical socket Bub!

PeteysBride Posted:

Go stick it in the Electrical socket Bub!

How many ladies are morning bonkers?

Me personally, I am not. I am an intellectual creature and seduction starts in my mind,. I need to be have my mind stroked and played with artistically like a fine violin.

at 6am after I have had a nightmare and I want to talk, is NOT the time in my mind, to have someone garbbing my @ss and trying to pry me apart like two sides of a mashed pb&j sandwich.
Nothign sexy about having unbrushed teeth and my pajama tank strap cutting painfully into my skin where it twsited around in sleep and is not on a mission to pull out my left nip ring.

But that's just me. Anyone out there like getting poked with the mornign wood?
cookiemonster Posted:

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NO

Thank you for starting the AM off in the right sick and twisted fashion! I'm off to the gym but i'll be back later to add to the fun!
sugarkube4 Posted:

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I am not.. just not sexy in the morning..

hayleyandsteve Posted:

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seriously, are you a writer? you are just so witty and articulate, i love it!

anywhooo.... morning = NO WAY JOSE!
DeannaNDave07 Posted:

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not me!! first dating it was cute..
not in the mood for that in the AM
Brian and Marie Posted:

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I'm more of an afternoon, night kinda gal BUT every once in a while I'll have me some in the morning!!
PeteysBride Posted:

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Posted by hayleyandsteve

seriously, are you a writer? you are just so witty and articulate, i love it!

anywhooo.... morning = NO WAY JOSE!



-chuckles- I AM a writer..just not 'a writer'

Like I write. I write well and I enjoy it. But if you tell people you're a writer they assume you 're 'a writer' as in published/famous and all fo that. Its in my blood but I dont do it-no conifence or time. Cest la vie.

But glad I can make others grin . Tis my life work
kns11 Posted:

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I'm a late night type of gal...or the best is after a night out drinking with friends...that is when I'm a load of fun...mornings never happen unless we both make love to a toothbrush and mouthwash first
PegaLega Posted:

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cant do the morning thing....I just cant roll over and get to it

Aug07OFCbride Posted:

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im not much of a 'morning person' in general...so...its not my preferred time of the day for anything, except to just lay there and avoid getting up to get ready.

MrsQ-in2007 Posted:

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This reminds me of someone I used to work with that apparently liked the morning nookie... and would come in SMELLING LIKE IT.

NASTY! I mean, clean yourself up if you're going to get it on in the morning. I gag just thinking about it.
PeteysBride Posted:

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Posted by MrsQ-in2007

This reminds me of someone I used to work with that apparently liked the morning nookie... and would come in SMELLING LIKE IT.

NASTY! I mean, clean yourself up if you're going to get it on in the morning. I gag just thinking about it.





O M G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That si CLASSIC. Sorry your nose had to endure it but its CLASSIC!
cookiemonster Posted:

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Posted by MrsQ-in2007

This reminds me of someone I used to work with that apparently liked the morning nookie... and would come in SMELLING LIKE IT.

NASTY! I mean, clean yourself up if you're going to get it on in the morning. I gag just thinking about it.



MrsG2007 Posted:

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Posted by MrsQ-in2007

This reminds me of someone I used to work with that apparently liked the morning nookie... and would come in SMELLING LIKE IT.

NASTY! I mean, clean yourself up if you're going to get it on in the morning. I gag just thinking about it.




O.k. that is just plain gross...

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