GOTTA LOVE THE CRAZIES...
ok soooooo....
last night was weirdo night at work. My and my co-worker were in laughter hysterics by the end of the night because we kept having these WEIRDOS come into the boutique...so at the end of the night, my & my friend were waiting inside the doors of the mall (me waiting for my hubby & my co-worker waiting for the bus)...SO, this little old lady all hunched back starts pacing outside the doors. My co-worker goes on to tell me that shes a CRAZY little old lady & lives in her neighborhood, a regular on the streets... and that she yells curses in spanish at random people lol(aaah the joys of city livin'). SO the little old lady starts yanking on all the doors to the mall(at the end of the night they only keep one set of doors open)...so me, being the good samaritan, i open the set of doors thats open (after a guy outside already tried to show her) and say 'over here miss'...my friend was like 'TARYN DONT! I'M TELLIN' YOU SHE'S F*CKIN NUTS!!'..but c'mon..it's a little old lady..what harm could she do..
so i open the door and she hobbles in saying thankyou under her breath..i say 'you're welcome' and she goes and huddles in the corner. I look at my friend and go 'see..no harm done' - we both laugh and look away. With this my friend's bus comes so she leaves..
within five minutes the little hunched old lady comes walking over and stands about 4feet away from me...i can't help but glance up of course..so she catches my eyes - and i move over a bit. With this, the little old lady comes over KICKS ME IN THE FREAKIN' SHIN(not hard of course...this lady was OOOLD), POINTS at my face with an outstretched arm, and sure enough begins cursing at the top of her lungs in spanish. i literally DIED laughing(i'm sorry but i just couldn't help it), along with everyone else that was there to witness, and just walked outside. josh THANKGOD was outside to pick me up...i got in the car HYSTERICAL laughing to call my friend..she was like 'I TOLD YOOUU!!!! u're lucky she didn't follow u down the street & that josh was there to pick u up! b*tch is crazy!!'
lmao. SO i just had to share.... that's the last freakin' time i try to help someone!! i tried to justify it with 'but she's a little old lady' but hel*..crazy is crazy no matter how old you are!!
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last night was weirdo night at work. My and my co-worker were in laughter hysterics by the end of the night because we kept having these WEIRDOS come into the boutique...so at the end of the night, my & my friend were waiting inside the doors of the mall (me waiting for my hubby & my co-worker waiting for the bus)...SO, this little old lady all hunched back starts pacing outside the doors. My co-worker goes on to tell me that shes a CRAZY little old lady & lives in her neighborhood, a regular on the streets... and that she yells curses in spanish at random people lol(aaah the joys of city livin'). SO the little old lady starts yanking on all the doors to the mall(at the end of the night they only keep one set of doors open)...so me, being the good samaritan, i open the set of doors thats open (after a guy outside already tried to show her) and say 'over here miss'...my friend was like 'TARYN DONT! I'M TELLIN' YOU SHE'S F*CKIN NUTS!!'..but c'mon..it's a little old lady..what harm could she do..
so i open the door and she hobbles in saying thankyou under her breath..i say 'you're welcome' and she goes and huddles in the corner. I look at my friend and go 'see..no harm done' - we both laugh and look away. With this my friend's bus comes so she leaves..
within five minutes the little hunched old lady comes walking over and stands about 4feet away from me...i can't help but glance up of course..so she catches my eyes - and i move over a bit. With this, the little old lady comes over KICKS ME IN THE FREAKIN' SHIN(not hard of course...this lady was OOOLD), POINTS at my face with an outstretched arm, and sure enough begins cursing at the top of her lungs in spanish. i literally DIED laughing(i'm sorry but i just couldn't help it), along with everyone else that was there to witness, and just walked outside. josh THANKGOD was outside to pick me up...i got in the car HYSTERICAL laughing to call my friend..she was like 'I TOLD YOOUU!!!! u're lucky she didn't follow u down the street & that josh was there to pick u up! b*tch is crazy!!'
lmao. SO i just had to share.... that's the last freakin' time i try to help someone!! i tried to justify it with 'but she's a little old lady' but hel*..crazy is crazy no matter how old you are!!
